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Burner · 04-04-2007, 08:04 AM

Falling woman saved by pile of...

Wed Apr 4, 2007 10:33AM EDT

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said.

The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net).

"Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said.

"She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement."

The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said.

tkblazer · 04-04-2007, 08:48 AM

that stinks....

~ Pakiha ~ · 04-04-2007, 10:46 AM

I just hope she landed on her back, with her mouth shut.
Heaven forbid it was face first screaming. YUCK!

FyrFytrRyn · 04-04-2007, 05:14 PM

sh*t happens...

FoShizzle · 04-04-2007, 06:25 PM

you are so gross

SAR_boats · 04-08-2007, 09:03 PM

Not SOL. More like Sh!t In Luck

Her sh!t does stink X2

When she hit did she cause a sh!t storm?

Was there a fan nearby?

Did she say "I hate manure" when she got up? (a la Back to the Future)

Does her laundry detergent get sh!t stains out?

What is the Chinese word for skidmark?

Ok, I'm done

Waldo · 04-09-2007, 07:52 AM

That's what you call ordering a pu pu splatter.

(pun blatantly stolen from a friend's response after I forwarded this story to him. Thanks Jeff)

04-04-2007, 08:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Burner STR Veteran	would you call this lucky or S.O.L.? Falling woman saved by pile of... Wed Apr 4, 2007 10:33AM EDT BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese woman survived a plunge from a sixth-floor balcony thanks to a convenient pile of excrement which broke her fall, local media said. The accident happened when the woman was hanging out laundry on Monday in Nanjing, capital of the eastern province of Jiangsu, the Kuaibao tabloid said on its Web site (www.kuaibao.net). "Workers happened to be emptying the building's septic tank, which had not been tended for a long time and had regularly blocked sewage pipes," the newspaper said. "She probably stretched out too far and fell ... right on to a 20 cm-thick heap of excrement." The woman suffered only slight injuries, the newspaper said. __________________ Pho'd Up: I already really enjoy the little captain in the rear. Pho'd Up: That F'ing Captain bites me in the arse again.

04-04-2007, 08:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
tkblazer Noog'alish	that stinks.... __________________ Denmother: I had the sausage sampler, it was yummy! Guero: i'm easy

04-04-2007, 10:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
~ Pakiha ~ Lethal when nessesary	I just hope she landed on her back, with her mouth shut. Heaven forbid it was face first screaming. YUCK! __________________ "It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who will endure pain with patience" - J. Caesar I am leaving the world the Same way I got here, By Accident.

04-04-2007, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
FyrFytrRyn JfromLV Fan Club Prez.	sht happens... __________________ i keep it in the red. its dangerous here. "f&k those coolers. put a 3rd pedal in that bi&*h."

04-08-2007, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
SAR_boats Fair means I win	Not SOL. More like Sh!t In Luck Her sh!t does stink X2 When she hit did she cause a sh!t storm? Was there a fan nearby? Did she say "I hate manure" when she got up? (a la Back to the Future) Does her laundry detergent get sh!t stains out? What is the Chinese word for skidmark? Ok, I'm done __________________

04-04-2007, 06:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
FoShizzle The Real Slim Shady	you are so gross

04-09-2007, 07:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Waldo Lebowski Urban Achiever	That's what you call ordering a pu pu splatter. (pun blatantly stolen from a friend's response after I forwarded this story to him. Thanks Jeff)

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