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Pain Freak · 03-28-2007, 06:18 PM

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

andino · 03-28-2007, 06:29 PM

lol this is so random

RidetheRAAM4 · 03-28-2007, 09:05 PM

Whats the difference between engineers, physicists, and mathematicians? Well, if Pamela Anderson was standing on the opposite side of the room and they were told to walk towards here and each step had to be half the distance of the previous step. The physicist would say oh thats impossible, the mathematician would keep taking steps forever and never actually reach her and the engineer would take a couple of steps and say, "Close enough!"

Fired Yo Momma · 03-29-2007, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RidetheRAAM4

Whats the difference between engineers, physicists, and mathematicians? Well, if Pamela Anderson was standing on the opposite side of the room and they were told to walk towards here and each step had to be half the distance of the previous step. The physicist would say oh thats impossible, the mathematician would keep taking steps forever and never actually reach her and the engineer would take a couple of steps and say, "Close enough!"

LOL... Close enough! so true sometimes. Take it from me I am a engineer and I would say somtimes close enough its not a govt. job. Its a joke of course but some design engineers that I know get thinks done in the "ball park figure" if you know what I mean.

RidetheRAAM4 · 03-29-2007, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Fired Yo Momma

LOL... Close enough! so true sometimes. Take it from me I am a engineer and I would say somtimes close enough its not a govt. job. Its a joke of course but some design engineers that I know get thinks done in the "ball park figure" if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I am in school to hopefully be an engineer and my teacher always says, eh, close enough!

Wrecker · 03-29-2007, 04:20 PM

What's next? An engineering forum?

Pain Freak · 03-29-2007, 05:41 PM

[FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the optimist, the glass is half full.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

sheclimbs · 03-29-2007, 05:48 PM

lol Mikey you're killing me .
Engineers to know 'um is to love 'um.

Pain Freak · 03-29-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sheclimbs

lol Mikey you're killing me .
Engineers to know 'um is to love 'um.

Scotty is gone kill me!

Pain Freak · 03-29-2007, 05:56 PM

Isn't he an electrical engineer?

sheclimbs · 03-29-2007, 06:18 PM

yes he is, but the funny thing is I thought you were an engineer?

Keith B · 03-29-2007, 06:43 PM

Hey I'm an engineer! As far as I'm concerned that means I have an appreciation of both function and form......Translated into STR speak it means I know a good set of legs when I see them jsut as I recognise a fine bike/car when i see it!

Keith B · 03-29-2007, 09:00 PM

.......of course you have to have good form and function first for it then to be appreciated LOL!

Pain Freak · 03-30-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sheclimbs

yes he is, funny thing is I thought you were an engineer too!

sshhh, we not supposed to talk about that!

Waldo · 03-31-2007, 12:42 PM

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designer of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

RidetheRAAM4 · 03-31-2007, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Waldo

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designer of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Lol, civil engineers don't even know what m dot is

gurp13 · 04-01-2007, 09:37 AM

My dad is an electrical engineer. I remember well driving in the car and him always talking crap about civil engineers. He pointed out how badly designed the freeway off-ramp was, or the street, or whatever. I really grew to hate civil engineers. And I realized that electrical engineers were really the only ones that know what they're doing.

Pain Freak · 04-01-2007, 07:47 PM

And Polymer Engineers.

Fired Yo Momma · 04-02-2007, 08:28 AM

I am a electrical engineer and I am the same way as your dad. I am always saying who designed these roads, or I would have done it like that ot this, too funny.

doublewide · 04-02-2007, 01:15 PM

I'm a train engineer! CHOO CHOO

03-28-2007, 06:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	Engineers [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][FONT=Arial]Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips

03-28-2007, 06:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
andino dirt tastes funny	lol this is so random __________________ FS: Shimano Parts! www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/andino

03-28-2007, 09:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
RidetheRAAM4 Tri Fanatic	Whats the difference between engineers, physicists, and mathematicians? Well, if Pamela Anderson was standing on the opposite side of the room and they were told to walk towards here and each step had to be half the distance of the previous step. The physicist would say oh thats impossible, the mathematician would keep taking steps forever and never actually reach her and the engineer would take a couple of steps and say, "Close enough!" __________________ "my gain is your loss" -Some guy on craigslist Race Progression

03-29-2007, 04:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wrecker THE Penultimate Mtb'er	What's next? An engineering forum? __________________ "There are too many factors you have to take into account that you have no control over...The most important factor you can keep in your own hands is yourself. I always placed the greatest emphasis on that." Eddy Merckx

03-29-2007, 05:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	[FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the optimist, the glass is half full.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.[/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3]To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips Last edited by Pain Freak; 03-29-2007 at 05:41 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-29-2007, 05:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
sheclimbs S.N.T.H.	lol Mikey you're killing me . Engineers to know 'um is to love 'um. __________________ It is okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.

03-29-2007, 05:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	Isn't he an electrical engineer? __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips

03-29-2007, 06:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
sheclimbs S.N.T.H.	yes he is, but the funny thing is I thought you were an engineer? __________________ It is okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.

03-29-2007, 06:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
Keith B Professional Lion Tamer	Hey I'm an engineer! As far as I'm concerned that means I have an appreciation of both function and form......Translated into STR speak it means I know a good set of legs when I see them jsut as I recognise a fine bike/car when i see it! __________________ "I once met three guys named pain, suffering and sacrifice. Now, we're inseperable. We're best friends"

03-29-2007, 09:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
Keith B Professional Lion Tamer	.......of course you have to have good form and function first for it then to be appreciated LOL! __________________ "I once met three guys named pain, suffering and sacrifice. Now, we're inseperable. We're best friends"

03-31-2007, 12:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
Waldo Lebowski Urban Achiever	Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designer of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

04-01-2007, 09:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
gurp13 SolarFederationMember	My dad is an electrical engineer. I remember well driving in the car and him always talking crap about civil engineers. He pointed out how badly designed the freeway off-ramp was, or the street, or whatever. I really grew to hate civil engineers. And I realized that electrical engineers were really the only ones that know what they're doing. __________________ I may be a loser, but I'm not a quitter.

04-01-2007, 07:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	And Polymer Engineers. __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips

04-02-2007, 08:28 AM	#19 (permalink)
Fired Yo Momma Client 9	Civil Engineers I am a electrical engineer and I am the same way as your dad. I am always saying who designed these roads, or I would have done it like that ot this, too funny.

04-02-2007, 01:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
doublewide "In Twang We Trust"	I'm a train engineer! CHOO CHOO

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