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Old 03-26-2007, 08:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
I like Joe and Turtles!
 
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Default "Shocking" Birthday gift

March 27th of 2007 marks my 37th birthday....no offense older guys and gals but holy crap I am almost 40!!
Anyhow my good buddy Gabe presented me with perhaps the most unique gift to date, a 100,000 volt Taser.
Needless to say I was a little hesitant to "demo" it at work - I encountered a cattle prod back in the ole' college days and am a little nervous around those kind of items but that is a much different story- so after our daughter went to bed this evening, I had my wife give me a little shock, no pun intended!
here is the YouTube link, enjoy!
And Gabe, I owe you one!!!
p.s. Turn up the volume to hear the crackling noise and the "yow's"!
YouTube - Shocking Birthday Gift
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahah damn son
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
rocks hurt >.<
 
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i heard of a guy who did that to himself and his muscles tensed and it went until the batteries were dead. then he woke up on the ground
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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dude, you are a sicko!

that's one of those things I'm not the least bit curious to know how it feels.
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Old 03-26-2007, 08:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha freakin neil dood... i like how you said, "do it again"... you sure you didn't take it upstairs so you can yell "thank you ma'am may i have another!"

now you gotta do this at the shop hahahaha, wonder who will be the first victim

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Old 03-27-2007, 06:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sorry guys but I think I am going to quit shopping there with that thing around!
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Neil, you're a real sick puppy!

Nam, you scaring me, where do you find this stuff? And I'll be damned if I'd ever let a guy get that close to the family jewelry box!
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