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Pain Freak · 02-07-2007, 09:39 PM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.

jfromlv · 02-08-2007, 07:37 AM

Too funny!

SAR_boats · 02-08-2007, 08:08 AM

Hmm: You forgot "Brass Balls"
Brass Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the brass balls to say: "I brought home someone for a threesome. She's hotter than you, and she does this thing with her mouth..."
Results in torture then death

dirttorpeedo · 02-09-2007, 11:25 PM

hey what about gerls and them having big overies?

02-07-2007, 09:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pain Freak Peanut butta jelly	Guts and Balls- The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death. __________________ If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ” —anon.

02-08-2007, 07:37 AM	#2 (permalink)
jfromlv trail sanitizer	Too funny! __________________ “Tani, dude, them Incycle guys have matching pants, we’re screwed!”-Winston

02-08-2007, 08:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
SAR_boats I know Ginger Peach	Hmm: You forgot "Brass Balls" Brass Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the brass balls to say: "I brought home someone for a threesome. She's hotter than you, and she does this thing with her mouth..." Results in torture then death __________________

02-09-2007, 11:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
dirttorpeedo drive monkey, drive!	hey what about gerls and them having big overies? __________________ professionally speaking of course!

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