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Old 02-07-2007, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Guts and Balls- The Medical Distinction

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both
ultimately result in death.
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Old 02-08-2007, 07:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Too funny!
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hmm: You forgot "Brass Balls"
Brass Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the brass balls to say: "I brought home someone for a threesome. She's hotter than you, and she does this thing with her mouth..."
Results in torture then death
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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hey what about gerls and them having big overies?
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