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    Default Crash Maxwell's first date?

    Sorry Darin but I couldn't help myself.

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    Terrible!
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    stupidos!
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    No kidding. How the hell did he go OTB with all that weight on the back?

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    At least he was kind enough to break her fall so she could laugh about it as she got up.
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    Holy CRAP!!

    How the heck do you find this stuff!?!

    I thought we got rid of that tape years ago!! I hope the "other one" is not out there somewhere!

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    Someone sent it to me. Funny stuff.

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    Holy CRAP!!

    How the heck do you find this stuff!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CPATCRASH View Post
    No kidding. How the hell did he go OTB with all that weight on the back?
    Ya see, it's like this......

    Watch the unsupported plywood flex, and act like a spring board when the rear wheel hits it......

    BOING!!! BIG OTB ACTION!!

    Not that I would know anything about that!

    "okay...i'll play, dean. it's maxwell's arm and he crashed. because he can't help it. it's destiny." -Speckledtrout

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    Team Cuervo right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fewinhibitions View Post
    At least he was kind enough to break her fall so she could laugh about it as she got up.
    And yet we hear so often that chivalry is dead. . . .

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    Darin - oh, yeah baby...looks like i'm gonna get to huck her on the first date

    Date - just be sure you pull out , err up

    Darin- oh sh!te, looks like i came up short again

    Date - hah, and you said you had a "big bike" and can ride hard

    Darin - well dont know about you, but it was still F.U.N. for me

    Date - screw u, so where is this ladies man Steppie I keep hearing about
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