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Old 12-27-2009, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Sorry Darin but I couldn't help myself.

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Old 12-27-2009, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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No kidding. How the hell did he go OTB with all that weight on the back?

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Old 12-27-2009, 06:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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At least he was kind enough to break her fall so she could laugh about it as she got up.
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Old 12-27-2009, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Holy CRAP!!

How the heck do you find this stuff!?!

I thought we got rid of that tape years ago!! I hope the "other one" is not out there somewhere!
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Someone sent it to me. Funny stuff.

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Holy CRAP!!

How the heck do you find this stuff!!
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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No kidding. How the hell did he go OTB with all that weight on the back?
Ya see, it's like this......

Watch the unsupported plywood flex, and act like a spring board when the rear wheel hits it......

BOING!!! BIG OTB ACTION!!

Not that I would know anything about that!
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2009, 09:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:40 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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At least he was kind enough to break her fall so she could laugh about it as she got up.
And yet we hear so often that chivalry is dead. . . .
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Old 12-28-2009, 11:34 AM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Darin - oh, yeah baby...looks like i'm gonna get to huck her on the first date

Date - just be sure you pull out , err up

Darin- oh sh!te, looks like i came up short again

Date - hah, and you said you had a "big bike" and can ride hard

Darin - well dont know about you, but it was still F.U.N. for me

Date - screw u, so where is this ladies man Steppie I keep hearing about
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