A Christmas Story

[jcka]

It's almost that time of year again. What's your favorite line?

"I WANT AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER TWO HUNDRED SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFE!" WITH A COMPASS IN THE STOCK AND THIS THING WHICH TELLS TIME".

[Rossage]

"Hey You're not Santa!"
"Yeah, and I ain't coming down your chimney either!"

oops, wrong movie...

[Fewinhibitions]

It's soooo obvious...

"You'll shoot your eyes out!"


Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


Well I double-DOG-dare ya!


Naddafinga!

[BH1]

Oooooooh Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddggge!!!!!

[slayer]

" Randy lay there like a slug, it was his only defense."

[nerdgirl]

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

[lizardking]

It twas...It twas...Soap.......Poisoning!

[Rockinthecasbah]

o......f@#K as he drops the lug nuts

[genusmtbkr5]

Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.

[maxwell]

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

[nervosa]

chinese turkey:0 fa ra ra ra

[volcomsteban]

I triple dog dare ya!!!!! He skipped right over the double dog dare.....

[molarm]

This is a new, non-caloric, silicon based kitchen lubricant......We're really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!

[Ladd Jasper]

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

[Trailchamp79]

such a good movie. I actually read online the other day that in real life a kid stuck his tongue to a flag pole... called 911 and everything to 'save him'. Maybe if they aired A Christmas Story earlier in the year he would have known better!

[AshermMD13]

Originally Posted by maxwell

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

NICE!!

EDDIE: "Don't go putting any of that stuff on my sled, Clark!! You know that metal plate in my head?"
CLARK: "How could I forget?"
EDDIE: "I had to have it replaced, cause everytime Kathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half hour or so!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUx0L6k_0U

[chongoblanco]

Originally Posted by genusmtbkr5

Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.

Its a major Award!

I got my friend the leg lamp last year for christmas, and when I drove by his house a few days later he had it lit up in the window of his house.

[OMR]

You guys may laugh... but I lived that movie...grew up in a small town in the early 50's. I wanted nothing more in my short life than a Red Rider BB gun... my mother was dead set against it yet somehow my dad came through... and yes, I almost shot my eye out... and that's why I watch this movie every year. It took years to get over the smell of stale beer on a cheap department store stanta. I've even done the soap in the mouth thing (my mom's favorite) I grew to love the taste of Bell's Nappa soap. That movie is a real slice of small town life circa 1950s and simpler times.... now my toys are so much expensive!

[nerdgirl]

Originally Posted by OMR

You guys may laugh... but I lived that movie...grew up in a small town in the early 50's. I wanted nothing more in my short life than a Red Rider BB gun... my mother was dead set against it yet somehow my dad came through... and yes, I almost shot my eye out... and that's why I watch this movie every year. It took years to get over the smell of stale beer on a cheap department store stanta. I've even done the soap in the mouth thing (my mom's favorite) I grew to love the taste of Bell's Nappa soap. That movie is a real slice of small town life circa 1950s and simpler times.... now my toys are so much expensive!

Lux. My mom used Lux, and that was the late 70s. (My mom grew up in the 40s/50s). Do mom's do that anymore?

[One_Track_Mind]

"With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played, gently."