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About LinkBacksIt's almost that time of year again. What's your favorite line?
"I WANT AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER TWO HUNDRED SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFE!" WITH A COMPASS IN THE STOCK AND THIS THING WHICH TELLS TIME".
A Christmas Story
It's almost that time of year again. What's your favorite line?
"I WANT AN OFFICIAL RED RYDER TWO HUNDRED SHOT RANGE MODEL AIR RIFE!" WITH A COMPASS IN THE STOCK AND THIS THING WHICH TELLS TIME".
Dohhh!
lizardking (12-11-2009), OMR (12-13-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
"Hey You're not Santa!"
"Yeah, and I ain't coming down your chimney either!"
oops, wrong movie...
“Bacon is delicious, It’s meat candy.”
Fewinhibitions (12-11-2009), Kid A (12-11-2009), lizardking (12-11-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
It's soooo obvious...
"You'll shoot your eyes out!"
Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Naddafinga!
We must train our minds to desire what the situation demands.
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness...and, above all, love of the truth.
lizardking (12-11-2009), Rossage (12-11-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
Oooooooh Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddggge!!!!!
gray (12-14-2009), lizardking (12-11-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
" Randy lay there like a slug, it was his only defense."
chongoblanco (12-13-2009), Ladd Jasper (12-11-2009), lizardking (12-11-2009), Pho'dUp (12-13-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
chongoblanco (12-13-2009), dirtvert (12-13-2009), lizardking (12-11-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
It twas...It twas...Soap.......Poisoning!
warmblood (12-13-2009)
o......f@#K as he drops the lug nuts
warmblood (12-13-2009)
Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
0nelove (12-14-2009), chongoblanco (12-13-2009), dirtvert (12-13-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
AshermMD13 (12-13-2009), chongoblanco (12-13-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
chinese turkey:0 fa ra ra ra
gray (12-14-2009)
I triple dog dare ya!!!!! He skipped right over the double dog dare.....
The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself -Thales of Miletus-
I LOVE CORNBREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a new, non-caloric, silicon based kitchen lubricant......We're really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!
MolarM
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."
We're desperate. Get used to it.
-X
chongoblanco (12-13-2009), dirtvert (12-13-2009), genusmtbkr5 (12-13-2009), KBL (12-13-2009), maxwell (12-11-2009), nerdgirl (12-12-2009), Pho'dUp (12-13-2009), Schecky (12-12-2009), slayer (12-12-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
such a good movie. I actually read online the other day that in real life a kid stuck his tongue to a flag pole... called 911 and everything to 'save him'. Maybe if they aired A Christmas Story earlier in the year he would have known better!
NICE!!
EDDIE: "Don't go putting any of that stuff on my sled, Clark!! You know that metal plate in my head?"
CLARK: "How could I forget?"
EDDIE: "I had to have it replaced, cause everytime Kathrine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about a half hour or so!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmUx0L6k_0U
chongoblanco (12-13-2009), maxwell (12-13-2009), warmblood (12-13-2009)
Its a major Award!Originally Posted by genusmtbkr5
I got my friend the leg lamp last year for christmas, and when I drove by his house a few days later he had it lit up in the window of his house.
AshermMD13 (12-13-2009), genusmtbkr5 (12-13-2009), maxwell (12-13-2009), nerdgirl (12-13-2009)
Grasshoppers...
You guys may laugh... but I lived that movie...grew up in a small town in the early 50's. I wanted nothing more in my short life than a Red Rider BB gun... my mother was dead set against it yet somehow my dad came through... and yes, I almost shot my eye out... and that's why I watch this movie every year. It took years to get over the smell of stale beer on a cheap department store stanta. I've even done the soap in the mouth thing (my mom's favorite) I grew to love the taste of Bell's Nappa soap. That movie is a real slice of small town life circa 1950s and simpler times.... now my toys are so much expensive!
OMR.... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe
What if there were no hypothetical questions???....
chongoblanco (12-13-2009), jayman_29 (12-13-2009), KBL (12-13-2009), maxwell (12-13-2009)
Lux. My mom used Lux, and that was the late 70s. (My mom grew up in the 40s/50s). Do mom's do that anymore?
Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
"With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered major award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of "Taps" being played, gently."
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