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Pain Freak · 11-02-2006, 06:30 AM

ShinKen was a little embarassed to tell you all about this so I thought I'd show you the email I got from him

.......

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever
scam while out shopping at Home Depot

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to
be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls
come over to your car as you are packing your
purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look. When you thank them
and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead ask
you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just
yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.

RidetheRAAM4 · 11-02-2006, 06:57 AM

hmmm....i usually go to lowes but i think i might give home depot a try....what home depot is this? or what area can i find these two girls in?

LBmtb · 11-02-2006, 07:01 AM

Poor Jose

ShinKen · 11-02-2006, 07:05 AM

foooker!! I told ya not to say anything!!

they only take so many rides a day manng!!!!

very funney!! funney guy!!

SAR_boats · 11-02-2006, 10:32 AM

hahahahaha!!!!!!

roadkillross · 11-02-2006, 10:39 AM

sounds like it works

soul rider · 11-02-2006, 11:18 AM

soon it will be STD not STR...

UseItOrLooseIt · 11-02-2006, 01:01 PM

haha ZINNGG n1 soul

Shannon · 11-02-2006, 08:43 PM

Damn you Jose. I asked you not to say anything! I told you I was trying to make some extra cash for a new SS.... =P

PHAT TIRE · 11-03-2006, 02:21 PM

Damn ho's. should have put a little glue around the rim and it would last longer.

pshloss · 11-03-2006, 09:45 PM

I'll be stocking up on wallets tomorrow...

11-02-2006, 06:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pain Freak Peanut butta jelly	New scam ShinKen was a little embarassed to tell you all about this so I thought I'd show you the email I got from him ....... Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say"No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. __________________ If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ” —anon.

11-02-2006, 06:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
RidetheRAAM4 Tri Fanatic	hmmm....i usually go to lowes but i think i might give home depot a try....what home depot is this? or what area can i find these two girls in? __________________ "my gain is your loss" -Some guy on craigslist Race Progression

11-02-2006, 07:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
ShinKen STR BUB!!	foooker!! I told ya not to say anything!! they only take so many rides a day manng!!!! very funney!! funney guy!! __________________ http://static.flickr.com/11/91529165_041edc585f_m.jpg Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly? The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."

11-02-2006, 10:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
SAR_boats Seen on 405 fwy	hahahahaha!!!!!! __________________

11-02-2006, 10:39 AM	#6 (permalink)
roadkillross Throw some Dee's on it	sounds like it works __________________ Offroadie-"I ride a fixed gear, but I'm no hipster." dirttorpedo- "i like the runs..........:

11-02-2006, 07:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
LBmtb good times	Poor Jose

11-02-2006, 11:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
soul rider Bend over	soon it will be STD not STR...

11-02-2006, 01:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
UseItOrLooseIt break yo'self foo	haha ZINNGG n1 soul

11-02-2006, 08:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Shannon Eatn' Crow... Dean Style.	Damn you Jose. I asked you not to say anything! I told you I was trying to make some extra cash for a new SS.... =P

11-03-2006, 02:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
PHAT TIRE Riders on the solar storm	Damn ho's. should have put a little glue around the rim and it would last longer.

11-03-2006, 09:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
pshloss Senior Member	I'll be stocking up on wallets tomorrow... __________________ "If you snatch enough purses, you learn a few things about Mace." - Earl from My Name is Earl

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