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bighit8 · 07-30-2008, 09:15 PM

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Chris · 07-30-2008, 09:28 PM

Hahahaha...

xhuskr · 07-30-2008, 09:38 PM

just sent this to my 2 friends who drive BMWs......may or may not post their reponse(s)

un-kola · 07-30-2008, 09:59 PM

Good one!

A co-worker of mine who swears by beemers got a big kick outta that one.

- By the way, how's your new buisness doing?- Lloyd

Chewyeti · 07-30-2008, 09:59 PM

heh heh... pull my thingy.....

bighit8 · 07-30-2008, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by un-kola

Good one!

A co-worker of mine who swears by beemers got a big kick outta that one.

- By the way, how's your new buisness doing?- Lloyd

Doing very good lloyd,im full time now and no signs of slowing down right now.The auction is fairly stable work wise.

maxxisracing · 07-30-2008, 10:36 PM

funny- cheesy joke

did u hear about the guy who lost his left arm
hes all right!

strobelite · 07-30-2008, 10:45 PM

i must not need a BMW.

slo65 · 07-30-2008, 11:26 PM

difference between a porcupine and a bmw driver? with the bmw driver, the pricks are on the inside

07-30-2008, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
bighit8 STR Veteran	not kid friendly joke A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. __________________ Roger: You guys should join us next Sunday. It would be nice to have another screamer CHEWYETI: Heat, Beat, Repeat!

07-30-2008, 09:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chris Senior Member	Hahahaha... __________________ Ladera Cyclery, Ladera Ranch, CA MOTOR TABS Fluid Replacement System

07-30-2008, 09:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
xhuskr Powered by Guinness	just sent this to my 2 friends who drive BMWs......may or may not post their reponse(s) __________________ Slainte' sdyeti I am a student. The trail is my teacher. genusmtbkr5 Sign up for the pain, you'll love it. "Play the game...but don't believe in it"....Ralph Ellison (Invisible Man)

07-30-2008, 09:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
un-kola Intensive!	Good one! A co-worker of mine who swears by beemers got a big kick outta that one. - By the way, how's your new buisness doing?- Lloyd __________________ Damn,gunna need a lot of stitches for this one.

07-30-2008, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chewyeti Shrek must be destroyed	heh heh... pull my thingy..... __________________ -Aaron or Chewy 08 VOODOO Canzo 29er 08 Santa Cruz NOMAD "Dude, this brings back memories of the gay bar I went to!" - Rockinthecasbah

07-30-2008, 10:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
maxxisracing Senior Member	funny- cheesy joke did u hear about the guy who lost his left arm hes all right!

07-30-2008, 10:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
strobelite underwear folder	i must not need a BMW. __________________ Shin guards are for whoosies! JoeTruth:I could never trust stiff wood between my legs!

07-30-2008, 11:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
slo65 Stage name = Girth Brooks	difference between a porcupine and a bmw driver? with the bmw driver, the pricks are on the inside __________________ 06 Gt I-Drive aka Sir Creak-A-Lot

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