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Old 07-07-2008, 01:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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just picked her up... ready for the maiden voyage

all ladies welcome!



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Old 07-07-2008, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hmm, looks like his hunt came up a bit dry

can i be the first man overb(r)oad

also i know nothing about boats but thought steering wheel is on other side???
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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thats a great name right there
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That looks like Uncle Roman's jet boat.

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Old 07-07-2008, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That looks like Uncle Roman's jet boat.

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Old 07-07-2008, 01:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you shoulda seen the douche driving... I was clowning him before he pulled out of the gas station and I saw the back of the boat!

Yes ladies... he's coming soon to a lake near you. Get in line. Sad part is, I'm sure it actually works with some of the stoopider bimbs.

anyone that gets on that thing should surely be involuntarily sterilized.
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sounds like a porn site. Was Ron Jeremy driving?
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Looks like it's on it's way to Havasu.
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Haha, this reminds me of the lamest thing I was saw at Coachella. It involved an Escalade-Avalanche, perhaps the second worst vehicle ever dreamed up by GM. It was all black, 22s, rap pounding on the system, and a white boy driving from behind the B-pillar. Perhaps he had a ho or two in the car, I can't recall. My sister and I started laughing when we first saw it, but the tears of laughter soon followed when he passed us: the douche had replaced the "Escalade" insignia with "Sexcalade."
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh boy, makes me want to put on my string bikini and jump in that boat
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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the douche had replaced the "Escalade" insignia with "Sexcalade."
oh man that is gooooood... he shoulda been pullin this boat!
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No kidding. There was an old dilapidated jet-boat (with a little cabin below the deck) parked in my old neighborhood. Name of the boat?

"Snatch-Trap"

no kidding.
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Oh boy, makes me want to put on my string bikini and jump in that boat
Fo had the same reaction

wasn't that in a movie or something?
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Looks like it's on it's way to Havasu.
Saw a boat that said Ski'zer (Skeezer)
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Old 07-07-2008, 01:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Fo had the same reaction

wasn't that in a movie or something?
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Old 07-07-2008, 02:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2008, 02:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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oh man that is gooooood... he shoulda been pullin this boat!
Icing on the cake: my parents purchased a used Escalade a few years back and my mom consistently calls it the "Sexcalade." That, along with "joaquin en la caja," are two long-running jokes in our family.
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Old 07-07-2008, 02:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hey that pics was takin in norco....
well I guess thats not saying much
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