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Old 06-24-2008, 12:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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For those who wish to have a glass of wine.. and those who don't...this is something to think about.

As Benjamin Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we would be consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh!t.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Beer and wine can get plenty of bacteria in them, just ask any homebrewer. Some beers even have bacteria in them intentionally.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Beer and wine can get plenty of bacteria in them, just ask any homebrewer. Some beers even have bacteria in them intentionally.

Great, just when I thought I was finally doing something healthy.
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Beer and wine can get plenty of bacteria in them, just ask any homebrewer. Some beers even have bacteria in them intentionally.
Mmm, lambic ...

might have to road ride up to Stone for brunch and "Lambic Sunday" and have the wife bring the car for the return trip.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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bacteria in food ?? never, wait, yog,urt, cheese (well actually bacteria waste)
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