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JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 11:59 AM

Fine, here's 2008's FFP's. Not much has changed since 2007, 'cept people keep committing horrible violations...

1. Boda bags aka fanny packs. Many STR folks, take serious note on this one. There is no excuse to justify such a horrific violation (paging SheFannyKelly).

2. Any adults wearing Crocs. (should be a misdemeanor)

3a. Any Adults wearing Teva Terra sport sandals. (Same punishment as 2.)

3b. Socks with any sandals or flip-flops.

4. "Old guys rule" t-shirts (no matter your age. Sorry, OMR. Truth hurts).

5. Tommy Bahama shirts. (Nothing says 50 plus like T.B.'s)

6. Big Dog anything. Nothing says WT more than Big Dog.

7. Any adult still wearing gap or Levi's jeans or shorts from the 80's and 90's, hiked-up to the belly button.

7. too short shorts. You don't have to be sagging or wear shorts below your knees but you also don't have to look like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson from 1980.

8. Costco brand tennis shoes or cheap-o NB's. C'mon folks! You can afford 5K bikes but you can't spend a few more dollars and buy something a little more easy on the eyes?

9. Ugg boots. There's a reason why they're called Ugg's.

10. Gas guzzling SUV's and over sized cars. Alternative fuel time is here now!

11. Oakley's. I'm guilty of this one on occasion. Don't blame me. Blame SteepandCheap, damn it!

12. Busy T-shirts with garish designs, logos or obscene language. Less is more.

13. Tight pants and saggin butts on guys. “What is with this new DISGUSTING fad? I don't want to see the smallest pants you can squeeze your skinny legs into, and on top of that, We don't want to see your butt either, keep the girls pants on the girls racks, guys.

14. Trailing Toilet Paper. When you build a fort around the toilet seat, make sure you don't tuck the toilet paper into your clothes and have it trail you. It's most embarrassing for those who have to tell you.

15. Track Suits. Don’t dress for the gym if you haven’t even SEEN a gym in years. Sadly, my own kind are the worse violators (along with wearing all black to everything!)

16. Family graphic stickers in back of SUV's or cars. "Dad, mom, Toby, Kelly, Noel, Pooch." This is almost as bad as "baby on board" puns back in the 80's.

17. Tribal piercings in your ears or any facial piercings (eye brows, nose, lips.) Gross!

18. Permed crunchy hair. If you're not 80 yrs. old plus, you shouldn't be getting perms anymore.

19. Last but not least; Homers riding Turners, baby!

I'll add more to the new list once I think of more. I need to look over more RR's and find more violations and there are plenty!

ODB · 06-24-2008, 12:03 PM

Ellsworths.

dirtvert · 06-24-2008, 12:03 PM

1. skinny pants for skateboarders are in now and will take decades for them to live down.

2. although they've already been mentioned, ugg boots make me violent.

3. cyclists with high white socks (usually a set with the ancient bell helmets).

OMR · 06-24-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeTruth

4. "Old guys rule" t-shirts (no matter your age. Sorry, OMR. Truth hurts).

You know... I was feeling pretty good today....the Truth does hurt!... but then, when you get to be my age, you really don't give a hoot for what other think!

JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 12:09 PM

Sorry, that was a 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 violation. The bike violation of the decade are TURNERS and their homers!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ODB

Ellsworths.

Burner · 06-24-2008, 12:11 PM

here's a couple

white shorts on muddy rides

post-ride kilts

JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 12:18 PM

Yeah, but she was pretty hot and could pull it off.

That was at the Marshall Canyon newbe ride. She was a relative beginner with her b/f and they were out of state, I think so it's okay. Everyone's allowed newby mistakes.

Kilts, yes but not just post-rides. Anytime, unless you're blowing some bags. Then it's okay.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner

here's a couple

white shorts on muddy rides

post-ride kilts

Big Dick · 06-24-2008, 12:22 PM

JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 12:26 PM

Hi Steve!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Dick

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GOGrannyGO · 06-24-2008, 12:28 PM

Yeah, it's 08. Oops.
Still not giving up my Tevas!

Chris · 06-24-2008, 12:30 PM

I love my tight jeans

ODB · 06-24-2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner

I've had worse cases of mudbutt.

JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 12:43 PM

Forgetting to wear your Depends and shiating all over yourself does not equate to a "mudbutt". A "shiatbutt", yes!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ODB

I've had worse cases of mudbutt.

Blue Rat · 06-24-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeTruth

5. Tommy Bahama shirts. (Nothing says 50 plus like T.B.'s)

Hmmmm ... I kind of like the TB stuff, I suppose I'm close enough to 50.

JoeTruth · 06-24-2008, 12:49 PM

I just thought of a good one. Those stupid' colored "mohawks" atop of motorcycle helmets. I mean, what the eff is up with this most retarded soon to be gone trend? Lame is an understatement.

crud · 06-24-2008, 12:56 PM

Red Ryder · 06-24-2008, 12:57 PM

5K bike with an old "Supergo" water bottle in the bottle cage.

BrewMaster · 06-24-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner

here's a couple

white shorts on muddy rides

I think that is Candace and her husband Andy. They live in Riverside but are from Indiana.

I'm guilty of light colored shorts on muddy rides. I didn't know it was gonna be muddy...

TrojanInsomniac · 06-24-2008, 01:05 PM

Those oversized pocket True Religion jeans w/ the funky designs!

06-24-2008, 12:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
ODB Team Sting-Ray	Ellsworths. __________________ Hanzo: "My fingers were raw from twisting the nipples." BandMan: "I forgot my pocket pu$$y."

06-24-2008, 12:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
dirtvert si se puede	1. skinny pants for skateboarders are in now and will take decades for them to live down. 2. although they've already been mentioned, ugg boots make me violent. 3. cyclists with high white socks (usually a set with the ancient bell helmets). __________________ "How many houses do I own? Uhhh..."--mcbush (7+) "Join our side- we have Alec Baldwin. They have Steven Baldwin; you might as well not even have a Baldwin..."

06-24-2008, 12:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
GOGrannyGO Titaneous Member	Yeah, it's 08. Oops. Still not giving up my Tevas! __________________ '06 Dawg Deluxe "It's f'n POSH, like Dave Beckham!"

06-24-2008, 12:57 PM	#17 (permalink)
Red Ryder Senior Member	5K bike with an old "Supergo" water bottle in the bottle cage. __________________ Quicker than slow... it's a good day to ride!

06-24-2008, 11:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
JoeTruth	Fashion Faux Pas, 2008 Fine, here's 2008's FFP's. Not much has changed since 2007, 'cept people keep committing horrible violations... 1. Boda bags aka fanny packs. Many STR folks, take serious note on this one. There is no excuse to justify such a horrific violation (paging SheFannyKelly). 2. Any adults wearing Crocs. (should be a misdemeanor) 3a. Any Adults wearing Teva Terra sport sandals. (Same punishment as 2.) 3b. Socks with any sandals or flip-flops. 4. "Old guys rule" t-shirts (no matter your age. Sorry, OMR. Truth hurts). 5. Tommy Bahama shirts. (Nothing says 50 plus like T.B.'s) 6. Big Dog anything. Nothing says WT more than Big Dog. 7. Any adult still wearing gap or Levi's jeans or shorts from the 80's and 90's, hiked-up to the belly button. 7. too short shorts. You don't have to be sagging or wear shorts below your knees but you also don't have to look like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson from 1980. 8. Costco brand tennis shoes or cheap-o NB's. C'mon folks! You can afford 5K bikes but you can't spend a few more dollars and buy something a little more easy on the eyes? 9. Ugg boots. There's a reason why they're called Ugg's. 10. Gas guzzling SUV's and over sized cars. Alternative fuel time is here now! 11. Oakley's. I'm guilty of this one on occasion. Don't blame me. Blame SteepandCheap, damn it! 12. Busy T-shirts with garish designs, logos or obscene language. Less is more. 13. Tight pants and saggin butts on guys. “What is with this new DISGUSTING fad? I don't want to see the smallest pants you can squeeze your skinny legs into, and on top of that, We don't want to see your butt either, keep the girls pants on the girls racks, guys. 14. Trailing Toilet Paper. When you build a fort around the toilet seat, make sure you don't tuck the toilet paper into your clothes and have it trail you. It's most embarrassing for those who have to tell you. 15. Track Suits. Don’t dress for the gym if you haven’t even SEEN a gym in years. Sadly, my own kind are the worse violators (along with wearing all black to everything!) 16. Family graphic stickers in back of SUV's or cars. "Dad, mom, Toby, Kelly, Noel, Pooch." This is almost as bad as "baby on board" puns back in the 80's. 17. Tribal piercings in your ears or any facial piercings (eye brows, nose, lips.) Gross! 18. Permed crunchy hair. If you're not 80 yrs. old plus, you shouldn't be getting perms anymore. 19. Last but not least; Homers riding Turners, baby! I'll add more to the new list once I think of more. I need to look over more RR's and find more violations and there are plenty! __________________ "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00am."

06-24-2008, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Burner WTFO	here's a couple white shorts on muddy rides post-ride kilts

06-24-2008, 12:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Chris Senior Member	I love my tight jeans

06-24-2008, 12:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
JoeTruth	I just thought of a good one. Those stupid' colored "mohawks" atop of motorcycle helmets. I mean, what the eff is up with this most retarded soon to be gone trend? Lame is an understatement. __________________ "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00am."

06-24-2008, 01:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
TrojanInsomniac Soul Provider	Those oversized pocket True Religion jeans w/ the funky designs!

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