Relative Theory of Douchbaggery

[katonk]

So I have this theory about douchbaggery and STR. It's not a comment about anyone or any group in particular, but a general theory on the tribe's behavior.

Generally speaking the less riding the group does, the more douchbaggy we get.

When it rains and no one gets to ride, the flame wars start up. When it's too hot, people stay inside and vent at each other on the board. When we all spend too much time watching the Lakers get spanked, tempers flair up. As riding decreases, drama increases.

Anyone notice this trend?

[station]

Originally Posted by katonk

So I have this theory about douchbaggery and STR. It's not a comment about anyone or any group in particular, but a general theory on the tribe's behavior.

Generally speaking the less riding the group does, the more douchbaggy we get.

When it rains and no one gets to ride, the flame wars start up. When it's too hot, people stay inside and vent at each other on the board. When we all spend too much time watching the Lakers get spanked, tempers flair up. As riding decreases, drama increases.

Anyone notice this trend?

it hasn't rained in months.

[Kaboom]

Pretty funny. Although if the Lakers didn't get spanked my attitude would be much improved.

[katonk]

Originally Posted by station

it hasn't rained in months.

It rained enough last month to call off the Fully loop rides Thursday night and (and I think) Sunday morning. As I recall there was a fair amount of flaming when a few guys rode the loop after it rained.

Wet 'n' Wild Fully Loop, Thursday 5-22

[Mondo]

If you're a douche, you're a douche all the time; rain or shine, hot temps or not, your fav. team winning or losing.

Just don't be a douche and you're alright in my book.

[Steve C]

nothing to do with the discussion topic at hand but related to douchebaggary nonetheless.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0
(couple of bad words)

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by katonk

So I have this theory about douchbaggery and STR. It's not a comment about anyone or any group in particular, but a general theory on the tribe's behavior.

Generally speaking the less riding the group does, the more douchbaggy we get.

When it rains and no one gets to ride, the flame wars start up. When it's too hot, people stay inside and vent at each other on the board. When we all spend too much time watching the Lakers get spanked, tempers flair up. As riding decreases, drama increases.

Anyone notice this trend?

That is my theory and sticking to it

[Elisheva]

Doctors call it PMS

[strobelite]

lakers shmakers!

everyone is entitled to there own opinion, be it helpful or spiteful.

this is a public forum, and i too have beef with a few-but what is the big pic?

these peeps wont talk ish to your face, be it a pu$$ thing to do, im still not gonna light 'em up, i'll just keep disagreeing. its hot, but i still did 45 lps around the school across the street, yes i rode, but i'm still hostile.

but i wont take it out on you until you start smack talking. (you is used generally, not perticularlly at you katonk) but the thing is, im a shuttler, and a lot of people think that that is bad. i dont like climbing, but ive been bashed for it. who cares?

the sniveling weenies can eat a bucket of........ if i see you on the trail, ill give you a tube if you have a flat, or a gu if you bonk, no mater if we disagree online or not. yes we feud, but we all ride-thats the only thing that matters.

my 2 cents.

[freekengo]

To me, there is nothing worse than men getting all hormonal!

[FoShizzle]

from STR, I have learned that the longer your chainstays, the bigger a douche one tends to be according to math i have seen characterized on line

[Chewyeti]

the more ventanas you own... the bigger douche you are.

[FoShizzle]

Originally Posted by Chewyeti

the more ventanas you own... the bigger douche you are.

i agree with that math

[Chewyeti]

Originally Posted by FoShizzle

i agree with that math

but if you agree with me, that makes you an asshole!

[Marshall Willanholly]

[L8 APEKS]

If Ventana = douchebag...

What does Turner = ???

Originally Posted by Marshall Willanholly

Oh dear...how many times I've done that EXACT thing!

[dirtmistress]

Originally Posted by katonk

So I have this theory about douchbaggery and STR. It's not a comment about anyone or any group in particular, but a general theory on the tribe's behavior.

Generally speaking the less riding the group does, the more douchbaggy we get.

When it rains and no one gets to ride, the flame wars start up. When it's too hot, people stay inside and vent at each other on the board. When we all spend too much time watching the Lakers get spanked, tempers flair up. As riding decreases, drama increases.

Anyone notice this trend?

! How many times I gotta tell you guys this?
Some people think douche bags are a good thing!
For that matter, some guys think douchebags are a good thing but I can't post the pictures!

[FoShizzle]

Originally Posted by Chewyeti

but if you agree with me, that makes you an asshole!

you should be banned for that. its not kewl to say things like that on a public forum. you dont know who is reading this and you may offend people...very not kewl. this is not mtbr; you should seriously be a bit more sensitive in what you post by using better judgment

[strobelite]

Originally Posted by L8 APEKS

If Ventana = douchebag...

What does Turner = ???




Oh dear...how many times I've done that EXACT thing!

f4g$

jk, its just fun to get people heated...... makes more comp on the dh!