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Old 05-30-2008, 11:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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sitting here in a nearly deserted office, my phone rings:

Me:"company x, this is Ethan"
Wife: "hi Honey".
Me: "hi. whats up"
Wife: "oh, hey, my cousin is going to be in town tomorrow and wants......STOP SPRAYING GREEN BEANS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
cut to me, sitting in cubicle: ROTFLMAO. literally doubled over in laughter. coworkers coming to see if i'm ok.

so, our beloved nearly 10 month old grommet does an awesome "zerbert" or "raspberry" noise. now, she's doing that the same time as eating....for the last 3-4 bites of pureed green beans. awesome.

back to the conversation....
her: shut up! (to me)
me: (giggle) sorry (wiping tears from eyes)
her: "oh man, now she's trying to eat the sprayed green beans off of her high chair.

me: back laughing aloud.

wife, to grommet: "you're getting a bottle now"
to me: "can you come home yet?"

just thought you would all find this entertaining as well.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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my sister use to do that with corn and spaghetti ! it would get everywhere. lol !! then she would pick up the bowl stick her face in the sauce dump the noodles and then eat them. We would double over in pain with laughter! and my mom would be furious!! then she just gave up
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my sister use to do that with corn and spaghetti ! it would get everywhere. lol !! then she would pick up the bowl stick her face in the sauce dump the noodles and then eat them. We would double over in pain with laughter! and my mom would be furious!! then she just gave up
that's exactly what my wife did. gave up, kid gets a bottle, wife cleans up with other hand.

another funny of late:

kiddo's learning how to hold the bottle on her own. multi-tasking is still apparently not learned, so holding the bottle and sucking at the same time seems illusive. result: formula all down the kiddo's chest.
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see i firmly believe in rent a kid!
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When i was a baby i ate raisins and Pooped out Grapes

No joke either

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see i firmly believe in rent a kid!
Or a condom? LOL
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Love kid stories we have too many lol
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