Golfers - Which club would you use?

[dubjay]

Let's say you've had a few beers..and there are no trees or bushes in sight? What club do you pull out?

How about...the Uroclub?

http://www.uroclub.org/details.html



It's not that obvious..is it?

[Kid A]

dude - wtf, the greatest thing about being a guy is the whole world is your bathroom.

this is total BS. i say hit a bush, tree, whatever, just open up and let her rip!!!

unless of course you dont use the club as marketed but fill that bad boy up with beer!

that said, i hope they are working on a urofork for the mtb community
not sure what the rest of the guys on the board would need, but it's long travel for me

btw - the pic in post reminded me of this vid

[Kaboom]

I think I might be too big for the end of the Uroclub! I don't want to spill on my khaki pants!!!

[dirtvert]

that's why i always carry a big gulp on the course...

btw- draining your lizard into a golf club is a 2 "stroke" penalty.

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by dirtvert

that's why i always carry a big gulp...

hey i call mine the same

[autoduel]

If you're holding it long enough to risk ridicule from using the Uroclub, half a liter capacity aint going to cut it.

[airgabe]

quick deposit

[Rockinthecasbah]

paging destroyer

ps I cut the ends off all my golf clubs and welded hooks to the end, alot more productive

[mtnbikerfred]

If you wear a kilt while golfing, half your problems are solved, AND wearing a kilt restores the loss of manhood that made you resort to swinging a little stick at a little ball instead of doing something productive like riding a bicycle of the side of a mountain.

[Marshall Willanholly]

Probably not kilt-friendly:

http://www.stadiumpal.com/

[bobzrag]

Seriously, that thing looks small, is there a funnel attachment for it!?!

There has never been a problem having to "relieve" myself on a golf course before, don't see the need for this now! Besides, then you have to wash that puppy out - for $50 - pass!

Besides, that's what Depends are for, and they are less expensive and disposable!

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by Marshall Willanholly

Probably not kilt-friendly:

http://www.stadiumpal.com/

hahahaha

[duke777]

that's too funny!!!!!

[kbteachme]

You can only have 14 clubs in your bag... any modifications to clubs like this will get you disqualified from any tournament play. Also, I would hate to have this be my actual 7 iron and the possibility of it leaking on my top swing. If you have to take a piss, just use the bushes or go behind the trees.

WTF - Where did you find that thing? Is that from an infomercial?

P.S. Did this win the best of Europe infomercials?

[STRider]

That is just some crazy sh*t

[dubjay]

Originally Posted by kbteachme

WTF - Where did you find that thing? Is that from an infomercial?

Just to set the record straight, so people don't think I was actively searching for this online - Jim Rome actually talked about it on his show today for a good 5-10 minutes.

[Happy_Gilmore]

That's is definitely a euro-pee-n brand.......lmao

[SAR_boats]

nuff said

[slowSSer]

Originally Posted by mtnbikerfred

If you wear a kilt while golfing, half your problems are solved, AND wearing a kilt restores the loss of manhood that made you resort to swinging a little stick at a little ball instead of doing something productive like riding a bicycle of the side of a mountain.

yes, but wearing a kilt while golfing would be getting back to golf's roots, now wouldn't it?

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by slowSSer

yes, but wearing a kilt while golfing would be getting back to golf's roots, now wouldn't it?

u must be refering to Rodneys tartan jacket