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Old 05-21-2008, 05:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-21-2008, 06:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Same thing happened to Sniffer yesterday
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She dropped the clothes and he went straight for that seat. Sniffing and sniffing she ran away as he was enthralled with that seat.
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I am so proud of him, atta-boy Sniffer!!!
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