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Old 05-12-2008, 07:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Fetishist convicted for molesting bicycles

Published: 11 May 08 00:30 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/11676/

A 40-year-old man from Östersund in northern Sweden was convicted on Friday on three counts of sexual molestation for satisfying himself on the saddles of women’s bicycles.

The man confessed that in three separate cases, he slashed the tires of bicycles belonging to women he found attractive, and then proceeded to rub up against the bicycle seats for sexual gratification, reports the Östersunds-Posten (ÖP) newspaper.

He claimed that he was suffering from a confused state
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Weird...just plain weird
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey, I got that expunged from my record damn it!
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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isn't that what WTB calls the love channel?



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He claimed that he was suffering from a confused state
purely semantics, but I'd say he was a few steps beyond confused
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Can someone please find a youtube clip of this guy in action?
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It's a common problem, it just does not get talked about much. Don't leave your bike unattended in public.

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Old 05-12-2008, 09:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Can someone please find a youtube clip of this guy in action?
i bet it starts out with him making suggestive comments about the bikes sweet seat and exposed nipples and then mvoing on to him offering "her" some white lightening lube

Do you think the bike will have to take the (kick)stand at the trial
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Or this one:

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Old 05-12-2008, 09:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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this thread will get realy interesting real quick...
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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this thread will get realy interesting real quick...
the guy with the sunglasses discussing bicycle seats etc. wasn't strange enough
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Old 05-12-2008, 09:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Where is the resident Sniffer to chime in on this?
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Are you going public with a first hand report of Dino in action? This confirms are doubts of Dino, & Gina was dead on when she felt uncomfortable with his let me cop a feel hug request!!!

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Old 05-12-2008, 10:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The Azonic Loveseat is pretty damn sexy..
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I bet this girl didn't go to jail...maybe because it was her own seat?

(I know it's been posted, but I couldn't find the original thread, anyone?)

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The man confessed that in three separate cases, he slashed the tires of bicycles belonging to women he found attractive, and then proceeded to rub up against the bicycle seats for sexual gratification
Yes, that is very sick...there was no need to slash perfectly good tires.
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:35 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Yes, that is very sick...there was no need to slash perfectly good tires.
LOLOL! Nice!
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