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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'It's not polite.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Now really,' the mother says,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]The mother is surprised and asks,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'How did you find that out?[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'[/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4]'Because you got an F in sex.[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=sans-serif][/FONT]