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04-04-2008, 12:03 AM
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F.T.W.
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Another one bites the dust
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Friday at Noon. Closed coffin.
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04-04-2008, 11:44 PM
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Ok I said I was not gonna post for awhile, but still lurk, but I cant pass this up. I heard this joke on the way back from Vegas tonight from my co worker. We were drinking jack all the way back ( no I did not drive). What did the Gay bartender say to a new patron in the bar? Can I push you're stool in for you!
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