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9.8m/sec˛ - It's the law
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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
 This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules: • You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court • There are no weapons or foreign objects • Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) • The children are merciless and will show no fear • If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you. CLICK HERE TO BEGIN 
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BrewMaster (03-19-2008),
mazer75 (03-19-2008),
Permagrin (05-10-2008),
sdyeti (03-19-2008),
Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008),
slayer (03-19-2008),
strobelite (03-19-2008)
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Trail PIMP.....
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im ruthless... i could take 31
i eat 5 yearolds for breakfast!
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Chewy THE Yeti Call me Chewy or Aaron THE STABLE: Kona coiler, Zion 737 29er (geared), Zion 737 SS ... LOUD HUBS>>>SAVE BUBBS |
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A.D.D. unleashed
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31 kids o yea i could use a 5 year old as a projectile
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I Think I Got White Lighting In My Eye **chewyeti** http://www.RobbinsPictures.com Utopia Optics |
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Aloha Brah!
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18 but technically zero because when my GF's kids start mouthing off I send them to her. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Hawaiian Island Creations Ride it: dw-link.com/reasons http://kencolada.blogspot.com |
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I need to work out, I got 15. Im now afraid when I tell my sons friends they have to go home!
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DINO BROWN:I am a BIG fan of the G-Spot!  You can quote me on that!ELSHIVA:Hey, what can a girl say? Trust me, that much vibration was NOT enjoyable......
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CeeDubb (03-19-2008),
Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008)
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underwear folder
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chew and rock, youd both kick my ass as i only got 28. dub, it would be a fair fight between us!
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Shin guards are for whoosies! JoeTruth:I could never trust stiff wood between my legs! |
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Senior Member
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Cool 30
Now can I select the Kids to trash?
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Dino told me I was his Mr.Miagi  TURNER HOMER
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9.8m/sec˛ - It's the law
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The original forum post is hilarious. It goes on for 64 pages...
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Im lost
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34!
woohoo!
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"Gene, let me hold on to your nuts for you" - CC "You think you're smart cuz you know words" - Benchwarmers |
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CeeDubb (03-19-2008),
DownHillPhil (03-19-2008),
Rockinthecasbah (03-19-2008),
Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008)
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9.8m/sec˛ - It's the law
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The "Moral Compass" questions had me in tears.
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Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008)
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Creature of the Wheel
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i can barely handle one 9 month old.
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all your macs are belong to us |
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bajamtnbkr (03-19-2008),
bighit8 (03-19-2008),
BrewMaster (03-19-2008),
CeeDubb (03-19-2008),
Pato (03-20-2008),
Red Hot Sloth (03-19-2008),
Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008),
slowSSer (03-21-2008),
strobelite (03-19-2008),
ThinkFast (03-20-2008)
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My 5 year old wins everytime.
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"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together". - African Proverb |
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BrewMaster (03-19-2008),
CeeDubb (03-19-2008),
Pato (03-20-2008),
Sizzle Chest (03-19-2008),
surlygal (03-19-2008)
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Can you say LEMMING
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Quote:
Jordan, I'm calling you if I need back up I only scored 18 ... 
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.V~ Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin |
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Daughters = grey hair!
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I was disqualified for being too old and toothless....
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OMR  .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe
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Rocket Man
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Doh! I could only take on 24 of them... probably because I have no martial arts experience! haha
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CeeDubb (03-19-2008)
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Fat guy in a little coat
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23 here, the wife only scored a 9.
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BrewMaster (03-19-2008),
CeeDubb (03-19-2008)
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Xterra Nut
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17. I think I'm too "nice" and fight inexperienced.
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BrewMaster (03-19-2008),
CeeDubb (03-19-2008)
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Hey You!!
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I can crush 36 of these little gnomes without blinking!!
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9.8m/sec˛ - It's the law
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I think more than a few of us have a malfunctioning "Moral Compass."
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DINO BROWN:I am a BIG fan of the G-Spot! You can quote me on that!ELSHIVA:Hey, what can a girl say? Trust me, that much vibration was NOT enjoyable......
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