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Old 03-14-2008, 02:23 PM   #161 (permalink)
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that was like, ultra corny
Well at least i'm not cute or sweet, or have sexy legs.
Oh wait..those are good attributes
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:24 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Well at least i'm not cute or sweet, or have sexy legs.
Oh wait..those are good attributes

Well that's just like your opinion man.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:25 PM   #163 (permalink)
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I am taking the phd classes now for my father Tom Leykis. The majority of these chicks go after the cash, don't let them fool you. As us guys our stock goes up the older we get. Women's prime 18-30, Men's prime 27-90. As we get older our career blossoms and the man with the money, power, and fame get the chicks. Its funny now how when I was in my mid 20 and these chicks wanted to have nothing to do with me now I am 34 and these chicks are single mom and they now want the big Dave express and lock their claws inot for the long haul. Yea right, like thats going to happen. I like my freedom and cash
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And the hangovers hurt more than they used to And corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and 80 proof
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And nobody wants to get high on the town
And all my rowdy friends have settled down

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Old 03-14-2008, 02:27 PM   #164 (permalink)
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I'm so glad I'm old and poor, I can't stand young strumpets humping my leg all day.
But really....
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:33 PM   #165 (permalink)
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Well at least i'm not cute or sweet, or have sexy legs.
Oh wait..those are good attributes
are you trying to pick me up again? maybe you're the coquette in all of this...
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:34 PM   #166 (permalink)
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are you trying to pick me up again? maybe you're the coquette in all of this...
When did this thread derail to food?
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:41 PM   #167 (permalink)
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I am taking the phd classes now for my father Tom Leykis. The majority of these chicks go after the cash, don't let them fool you. As us guys our stock goes up the older we get. Women's prime 18-30, Men's prime 27-90. As we get older our career blossoms and the man with the money, power, and fame get the chicks. Its funny now how when I was in my mid 20 and these chicks wanted to have nothing to do with me now I am 34 and these chicks are single mom and they now want the big Dave express and lock their claws inot for the long haul. Yea right, like thats going to happen. I like my freedom and cash
cmon man, don't be so cynical and bitter. there's plenty of women out there who don't measure a man's worth by the size of his wallet. Women are like parking spots my friend, the good ones are either taken or handicapped.

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When did this thread derail to food?
eh?
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:41 PM   #168 (permalink)
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cmon man, don't be so cynical and bitter. there's plenty of women out there who don't measure a man's worth by the size of his wallet. Women are like parking spots my friend, the good ones are either taken or handicapped.
....I'm now pulling up a chair and a sixer of beer to watch some Trail Angels come in here and kick your a$$...
this is going to be funny

*your going to have the popularity rating of a LLaMMaPudge!!
Oh this is going to be good
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:45 PM   #169 (permalink)
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....I'm now pulling up a chair and a sixer of beer to watch some Trail Angels come in here and kick your a$$...
this is going to be funny
just making light of a sensitive topic. anyone with any intellect will know i'm just having some fun.
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Old 03-14-2008, 02:47 PM   #170 (permalink)
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just making light of a sensitive topic. anyone with any intellect will know i'm just having some fun.
Now your trying to insult everyone...
I thought I knew you better...guess not
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:04 PM   #171 (permalink)
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Now your trying to insult everyone...
I thought I knew you better...guess not
did it hurt?
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:06 PM   #172 (permalink)
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I know but I say the majority not all.
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And the hangovers hurt more than they used to And corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and 80 proof
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:07 PM   #173 (permalink)
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did it hurt?
Do you think your talkin' to Tommy Tucker?
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:09 PM   #174 (permalink)
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Do you think your talkin' to Tommy Tucker?
No, I'm referring to when your sense of humor was replaced with a vagina.
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Old 03-14-2008, 03:12 PM   #175 (permalink)
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No, I'm referring to when your sense of humor was replaced with a vagina.
Thats a Mangyna thankyou
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:36 PM   #176 (permalink)
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You shouldn't pay more than $20 bucks for a high quality hooker, anything more than that your just throwing you cash away. I coulda had me a gazillion of those dime a dozen broads. What a douche...
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:38 PM   #177 (permalink)
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You shouldn't pay more than $20 bucks for a high quality hooker, anything more than that your just throwing you cash away. I coulda had me a gazillion of those dime a dozen broads. What a douche...
yeah and your shiny new STDs would be a dime a dozen too.
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:40 PM   #178 (permalink)
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yeah and your shiny new STDs would be a dime a dozen too.
No pain,
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I eat that s#it like cookies!!
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:50 PM   #179 (permalink)
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No pain,
No Gain Biat@h!!!
I eat that s#it like cookies!!
yeah, nothing like a gonorrhea snicker doodle.
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Old 03-14-2008, 06:56 PM   #180 (permalink)
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