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JoeTruth · 03-12-2008, 09:37 AM

THIRTY SIX in TWENTY FOUR? Man, I thought only women can achieve such feats. I'm hurting just thinking about it.

It's official, Jon Lobo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Jon Lobo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Jon Lobo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Jon Lobo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Jon Lobo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Jon Lobo said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

stinkyrider · 03-12-2008, 10:22 AM

Was he trying to start a fire or something?

ghixon · 03-12-2008, 10:34 AM

He must have some massive forearms.

BFloFoxRider. · 03-12-2008, 10:36 AM

how does he have that much time on his hands?

theclayster · 03-12-2008, 10:38 AM

36 in a 24 hour period, damn....i am tired just after 1 in a 24 hour period....

strobelite · 03-12-2008, 10:38 AM

dude needs a chick.

northshore · 03-12-2008, 10:52 AM

DownHillPhil · 03-12-2008, 10:55 AM

He's an inspiration to us all... *salute*

Mr. Bungle · 03-12-2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghixon

He must have some massive forearms.

Thats freakin great. I needed a good laugh. Thanks

boludo · 03-12-2008, 11:05 AM

without friction theres no heat
without heat there cant be fire
without fire theres no desire

OMR · 03-12-2008, 11:08 AM

The longer I'm here on planet Earth, the stranger it gets....

Letyrides · 03-12-2008, 11:56 AM

who verified this? was their witnesses? how do you prove it? maybe some questions are better left unanswered.

BrahMa · 03-12-2008, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeTruth

THIRTY SIX in TWENTY FOUR? Man, I thought only women can achieve such feats. I'm hurting just thinking about it.

It's official, Jon Lobo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Jon Lobo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Jon Lobo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Jon Lobo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Jon Lobo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Jon Lobo said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

Please provide a link to verify the authenticity of this impressive feat. I tip my (purple) helmet to this guy.

JoeTruth · 03-12-2008, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrahMa

Please provide a link to verify the authenticity of this impressive feat. I tip my (purple) helmet to this guy.

Here ya' go, Mastur! Who the hell invited you here anyways? Get the hell out of here!!!

http://jon.lobo.swellserver.com/news...?fr=ush-news&p

tbowren · 03-12-2008, 12:59 PM

That record is so gone once this product hits the market:

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/02/or..._button-2.html

At only $12,000, it seems like a deal.

CalEpic · 03-12-2008, 01:12 PM

To quote the immortal Ladd Jasper - "No one can drive it like the owner"

If one were to mention this accomplishment would it be bragging or complaining?

dirtvert · 03-12-2008, 01:48 PM

when i saw this thread title, i was so hoping that it was a misspelling...

Chewyeti · 03-12-2008, 04:00 PM

what a jackoff.....

reminds me of the quote from 'love actually'; "Lets get pissed....and watch porn!"

ryandood · 03-12-2008, 11:15 PM

after words the new champion went home, where he lives with his mother and 33 cats....

Ladd Jasper · 03-13-2008, 07:43 AM

Thanks for that, Joe. My favorite part was that the former champ was unavailable for comment. Ol' Hans must be busy, busy, busy! Too funny.

03-12-2008, 10:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
strobelite underwear folder	dude needs a chick. __________________ Shin guards are for whoosies! JoeTruth:I could never trust stiff wood between my legs!

03-12-2008, 10:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
northshore Aloha Brah!	__________________ Hawaiian Island Creations Ride it: dw-link.com/reasons

03-12-2008, 10:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
DownHillPhil Dogboy	He's an inspiration to us all... salute __________________ Division 26 Clothing Originally Posted by Evil Chocula I speak from experience both giving and recieving (college).

03-12-2008, 11:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
boludo Senior Member	without friction theres no heat without heat there cant be fire without fire theres no desire __________________ Spank me and call me Jonny!

03-12-2008, 11:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
Letyrides STR Veteran	who verified this? was their witnesses? how do you prove it? maybe some questions are better left unanswered. __________________ "The bicycle is just as good as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." - Ann Strong

03-12-2008, 09:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
JoeTruth	Masturing The World Record (NBR)... THIRTY SIX in TWENTY FOUR? Man, I thought only women can achieve such feats. I'm hurting just thinking about it. It's official, Jon Lobo is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Jon Lobo achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Jon Lobo remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Jon Lobo is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Jon Lobo was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment. When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Jon Lobo said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". __________________ "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00am."

03-12-2008, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
stinkyrider Now a GloryDH rider	Was he trying to start a fire or something?

03-12-2008, 10:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
ghixon	He must have some massive forearms. __________________ The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

03-12-2008, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
BFloFoxRider.	how does he have that much time on his hands? __________________ Brandon FLOres You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. This is How we do it!

03-12-2008, 10:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
theclayster Senior Member	36 in a 24 hour period, damn....i am tired just after 1 in a 24 hour period....

03-12-2008, 11:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
OMR	The longer I'm here on planet Earth, the stranger it gets.... __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe The journey is the thing .... ride like it's your last one...

03-12-2008, 12:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
tbowren STR Veteran	That record is so gone once this product hits the market: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/02/or..._button-2.html At only $12,000, it seems like a deal.

03-12-2008, 01:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
CalEpic STR Moderator	To quote the immortal Ladd Jasper - "No one can drive it like the owner" If one were to mention this accomplishment would it be bragging or complaining? __________________ ShinKen: OOhhh helLSS YEsS!~!!! JoeTruth: As far as I'm concerned, I could really care less. Just ride your damn bike and STFU already

03-12-2008, 01:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
dirtvert si se puede	when i saw this thread title, i was so hoping that it was a misspelling... __________________ "How many houses do I own? Uhhh..."--mcbush (7+) "Join our side- we have Alec Baldwin. They have Steven Baldwin; you might as well not even have a Baldwin..."

03-12-2008, 04:00 PM	#18 (permalink)
Chewyeti Trail PIMP.....	what a jackoff..... reminds me of the quote from 'love actually'; "Lets get pissed....and watch porn!" __________________ Chewy THE Yeti Call me Chewy or Aaron VOODOO Gonzo 29 Big Boys ride.....BIG wheels.

03-12-2008, 11:15 PM	#19 (permalink)
ryandood i ride bikes	after words the new champion went home, where he lives with his mother and 33 cats....

03-13-2008, 07:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
Ladd Jasper Malcontent	Thanks for that, Joe. My favorite part was that the former champ was unavailable for comment. Ol' Hans must be busy, busy, busy! Too funny. __________________ jfsh: You do the wall ride for fun, not for pictures. The photos are just an added bonus. RacinJason: But what can they do take urine tests D&A samples?

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