Don't Laugh Doc...

[Shu]

"Of course I won't laugh" the Dr said "I am a professional. In 20yrs I have never laughed at a patient"

"Ok then"..Bob says and proceeds to drop his trousers and reveal the tiniest "tally wacker" the doc had ever seen...It couldn't have been bigger then a AAA battery

Unable to control himself the Dr starts giggling then falling to the floor laughing uncontrolablly...Ten minutes after regaining his composure and getting back on his feet he appologizes to Bob.."I don't know what came over me and I assure this will not happen again..I promise....so what's the problem?"

"It's swollen" Bob relpies

[strobelite]

i peed a little!

that sh!t was soooooo funny!!!

btw, did you read my "boogers and teenage girls"?

[danophoto]

This reminds me of when my wife went to see her gynecologist while expecting our second child. My wife brought our daughter who was 3-years-old at the time, during a December visit. The doctor, a very nice, but nerdie fellow was working hard to make everyone in the room feel at ease. And as he was checking my wife, the doctor asked Hannah, my daughter, if she knew and Christmas songs like "Jingle Bells." My wife just about died when he started singing Jingle Bells as he performed his work. Jingle Bells has never been the same since at our house.....

[kanga]

On a recent check-up at the doctor's office, Dave was stripped off and lying on the table waiting for the exam. After a couple of minutes the doctor told him "you know you're gonna have to stop masturbating."

"Why?" Dave asked.

"Because it's really hard to examine you when you're moving so much !"




Thanks to Dale from OTB for that one...

[DBD]

[Shu]

Originally Posted by strobelite

i peed a little!

that sh!t was soooooo funny!!!

btw, did you read my "boogers and teenage girls"?

I did too..