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Old 03-10-2008, 09:20 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Yeah, I think I'd rather pay to rekey everything than handle those again .
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:25 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You can't take these STR Dirty Girlz anywhere...
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:44 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I flush and then reach for the stall door handle. As I reach, my hip brushes my towel. I hear what sounds like my keys hitting the floor. I spin around and look down. Drops of water dot the seat. The unthinkable has just happened...

I flushed my keys down the toilet!


Wow! I did the very same thing once up in San Francisco almost 20 years ago. I lived in a weekly rate hotel room and was using the hall bathroom... went to flush the toilet, and knocked my keys in exactly as it flushed. Splash... and they were gone! The hard part was going downstairs and explaining to the Hindus (who ran the hotel) why i'd be needing new keys, and enduring THEIR laughter. SDYeti, I feel your pain (and embarrassment)!
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Old 03-10-2008, 10:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Considering the public restrooms I've been in, I'm not sure which is more gross: Handling the keys after their Shawshank Redemption, or crawling under the door to lock it. It's a Cootie-O-Rama either way.


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Old 03-10-2008, 10:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You can't take these STR Dirty Girlz anywhere...
They don't call us STR Dirty Girlz for nothing!
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:01 PM   #26 (permalink)
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and crawled under the door
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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im not going to laugh, cuz i dont want karma to bite me in the ass. and i dont want to have to post this same thread for me somehwere in the future
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:48 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Sorry that happened to you Steph if it makes you feel better I would have stuck my hand down there and reached for them for you. It can't be any worse that the Fontana Dirt. After all it is the girls bathroom and girls don't poop right?
Yeah I wouldn't have hesitated grabbing in there for them for you.

Nothing like reaching into the poop chute after working out at the gym.
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:52 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Nothing like reaching into the poop chute after working out at the gym.
You really might wanna think about editing that before some jerkburger uses it as a sig line.

Oops....too late!
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:58 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Sorry that happened to you Steph if it makes you feel better I would have stuck my hand down there and reached for them for you. It can't be any worse that the Fontana Dirt. After all it is the girls bathroom and girls don't poop right?
Yeah I wouldn't have hesitated grabbing in there for them for you.

Nothing like reaching into the poop chute after working out at the gym.
chivalry is not dead.Willing to poop dig.No wonder youre wife loves you.
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:16 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I knew it. A Porcelain poop chute even.

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You really might wanna think about editing that before some jerkburger uses it as a sig line.

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Old 03-11-2008, 12:22 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Steph is much cooler than most. I think anyone who knows her can agree. I don't volunteer that kind of service to anyone ha ha

I gross out easy too. I cant even go in a portapotee.
I will throw up. The ones at Fontana Yuck.
You get sick just opening the door.



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Old 03-11-2008, 12:56 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I gross out easy too. I cant even go in a portapotee.
I will throw up. The ones at Fontana Yuck.
You get sick just opening the door.
I can vouch for Jason on this one...

I have never seen him pedal across the street so fast yet so akwardly in my life...

BTW Steph, my Dad has lost MANY beepers this way. They either got stuck or ruined. Luckily for me I never had a beeper. I came close myself with my car keys once and since then they stay on a keychain clipped to my jeans or jacket. Any key with a transponder in it is not cheap to replace or even have cut!
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Old 03-11-2008, 08:01 AM   #34 (permalink)
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is that what they call a soiled flush good luck on the retreival
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:10 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Well, the gym just called. The maintenance guy had no luck getting my keys back...

The guy says, "well, he'll be back out in a month but I don't think you'll want the keys by then..."

I do agree with him
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
 
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I feel your pain, I too lost my keys a few weeks ago. Luckily I had a back-up set prepared just in case. Good luck on the find!
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:30 AM   #37 (permalink)
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you guys need to start a support group: "hi. my name's bob, and i'm a compulsive auto-destructive flusher." pun intended...

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Old 03-11-2008, 11:47 AM   #38 (permalink)
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This is why I don't go to the gym. It's far too dangerous.
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Old 03-11-2008, 11:55 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Thanks I really needed a good laugh.

PS sorry about the keys/key chain.
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