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03-08-2008, 08:16 AM
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F.O.G.R.
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Bad Luck ...
Of all the luck, I rear-ended a car this morning.
We both pull over to the side of the road. So I get out of my car to check the damage ...and slowly the other driver gets out of his car ... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and even a bad situation seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... The Guy was a DWARF! No kidding-- an honest-to-goodness midget! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well then, which one are you?" .... and that's when the fight started. 
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03-08-2008, 02:06 PM
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On the Mend
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Lmao
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03-08-2008, 02:23 PM
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Hilarious!
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03-08-2008, 02:26 PM
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LycraCladChampLike
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i am speachless this is quite possibley the funniest thing i have ever read.
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Blue Rat: The Guy was a DWARF! No kidding-- an honest-to-goodness midget! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well then, which one are you?" |
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03-08-2008, 03:21 PM
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My guess based on his reaction is that it was Grumpy!!
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03-08-2008, 03:26 PM
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After I knocked him down and took his lunch money, I drove off with Snow White. 
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03-08-2008, 03:29 PM
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this whole thing is hilarious!!!
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03-08-2008, 03:31 PM
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03-08-2008, 03:56 PM
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Did he mention anything about gladly paying you Tuesday for an ass whipping today?
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03-08-2008, 04:11 PM
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Upon replaying this harrowing experience in my mind I think he might have been "Sneezy" ... I seem to remember him being kind of sniffly as I drove off with his girl.
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03-08-2008, 04:29 PM
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Who called me whimpy, and what makes you think I lost the fight?
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