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Old 03-05-2008, 10:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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>> Subject: Good, bad, ugly
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>> Good: Your wife is pregnant.
>> Bad: It's triplets.
>> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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>> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
>> Bad: She wants a divorce.
>> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
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>> 3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
>> Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
>> Ugly: So are you.
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>> 4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
>> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
>> Ugly: You're in them.
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>> 5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
>> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
>> Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.
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>> 6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
>> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
>> Ugly: He looks better than you.
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>> 7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
>> daughter.
>> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
>> Ugly: With corrections.
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>> 8. Good: The postman's early.
>> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
>> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
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>> 9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
>> Bad: It's another man.
>> Ugly: He's your best friend.
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>> 10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
>> Bad: As a hooker.
>> Ugly:Way ugly: She makes more money than you do
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow, that's Bad and Ugly, don't see much good there. Definitely funny.
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Old 03-05-2008, 10:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I needed a good laugh today! STR is always good for that.
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I needed a good laugh today! STR is always good for that.
Yeah Sherry... now go back to work and crack the whip on those guys in the back!
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Old 03-05-2008, 11:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
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