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02-29-2008, 10:02 PM
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nbr-boogers and teenage girls
just had a memory hit me, it made me giggle, so I thought I'd share.
When I was 24, and crashing at my bud skater Joe's, I used to drive to work in an 85 golf. As I was at the stoplight at mason and strathern, I had a mean booger, no tissues, so I decided to pick. So there I am, digging away, and right as the stringer is coming out, I notice 2 teenage girls In the left hand turn lane pointing and laughing. I startedc to feel embarassed when I thought, "****ing teenagers, who do they think they are?" So I flicked it at the passenger window. Heres the funny part- the passenger flinched so hard, she head-butted the driver, who in turn bounced off the passengers head into the drivers window! What a chain reaction! The light turns green, I wave, and drive away fron two verry sore and grossed out teenagers, one of wich had a bloody nose. Moral: Don't make fun of gross people, or you might involunterily hurt yourself and your friends.
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03-01-2008, 07:01 AM
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03-01-2008, 11:32 AM
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Same thing happened one time when I was pickin my butt!
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03-01-2008, 05:37 PM
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RRRRRR UUUUUUU Readyyyyyy
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well, this one time in band camp....
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03-01-2008, 05:50 PM
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One time I was driving with my friends and I forgot what we did, but we did something to some guy and I guess it made him mad. Well, turns out he had just been to McDonalds so he proceeded to chew up some french fries and spit them out at us.
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03-01-2008, 07:41 PM
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thank you for that story i was in tears so friggin funny
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03-02-2008, 09:05 PM
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http://www.bichonsandbuddies.com/ Shannon; "You see the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis...but only enough blood to run one at a time" |
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07-19-2008, 08:50 AM
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I was driving my car in Westwood one afternoon and this car totally cut me off. I caught up with the car a couple of lights down. I pulled up along side of it and there were two pretty hot girls in it! I made some smart ass remark and they both started bitching at me. In fact, the girl in the passenger seat seat was leaning put of her window screaming at me. I hawked up a BIG loogie and tossed it her way. It arched really high in the air and landed SMACK ON HER NOSE!
I swear it was like in slow motion....I can see it right now in my mind. The look on her face was CLASSIC. Pure horror, with her eyes crossed looking at the loogie hanging on her nose! The light turned green, I turned right, they were forced to go straight. I was totally laughing my butt off. In fact, every time I think of this, I giggle inside... I have another one if you care to hear...
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07-19-2008, 11:00 AM
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underwear folder
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07-19-2008, 11:05 AM
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When I was in H.S. and a little punk, some friends and I pulled up to a Taco Bell window in Tustin. Note: I had just spent the day detailing my Jeep Wagoneer, no tint on windows. The windows were crystal clear and spotless.
So we get our food and as my foot moved to the accelerator, my passenger hawks a huge lugee, and aims for the drive-thru window, launches that nasty thing right past me and splat, hits the inside of my window! Nasty! Much laughter ensued. |
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07-19-2008, 11:10 AM
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I've got an even better one, but not as gross.
This could only happen in the movies, but it happened to us. Again, high school years, driving back at night from Newport Beach on that long stretch before you get on the 55 fwy. Driving along, my friends were oogling some good looking girls in the car next to us. We came to a stop light and much happy banter occurred between the two cars. Sooo... the light turns green and the cars start accelerating forward... the girls are looking at us, and we are looking at them, hooting and hollering.... then BAM!!!! They slam into the back of a parked car! We are still going about 30 MPH and continue on our merry way laughing uncontrollably the whole way home. I swear we all almost peed our pants on that one. |
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07-19-2008, 09:07 PM
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AKA Stray_Socom
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