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Old 02-29-2008, 02:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Living in 2008

[SIZE=1]YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 WHEN...

1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and
family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you
didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a
cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your coffee.

11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message.

13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.

14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't#9 on this list.

Have a great weekend!
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's awesome.
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by andy aka rut View Post
[SIZE=1]YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 WHEN...[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]years. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]family of three. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]you. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]6. You accidentally enter your password on the[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]microwave. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]bottom of the screen. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]10. You get up in the morning and go on line before[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]getting your coffee. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]to forward this message. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]list. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there[/SIZE]
[SIZE=1]wasn't#9 on this list. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Have a great weekend![/SIZE]
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Old 02-29-2008, 02:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i'd like to ammend #4.

4. You e-mail or INSTANT MESSAGE the person who works at the desk next to you.
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