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bighit8 · 02-28-2008, 05:38 PM

I rode the loop, took a poop. Grabbed a beer and shed a tear.Now I sit thinking about it ( the ride).I need counseling.

Trizz · 02-28-2008, 05:47 PM

Here is sit, broken hearted tried to poop but only farted, one day took a chance tried to fart and pooped my pants

Red Hot Sloth · 02-28-2008, 05:52 PM

Why fart and waste it,
when you can burp and taste it

stinkyrider · 02-28-2008, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Hot Sloth

Why fart and waste it,
when you can burp and taste it

Burp!
Excuse me for my rudeness, that wasn't very smart
but if came out the other end, it would have been a fart.

Burner · 02-28-2008, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bighit8

I rode the loop, took a poop. Grabbed a beer and shed a tear.Now I sit thinking about it ( the ride).I need counseling.

Dude, no offense but you need your own blog or something.

bighit8 · 02-28-2008, 06:26 PM

No offense taken, I do what I do.Sorry!

BFloFoxRider. · 02-28-2008, 06:26 PM

Never trust a fart

katonk · 02-28-2008, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bighit8

No offense taken, I do what I do.Sorry!

The only thing Bighit8 can do is be Bighit8.

SchwinnStr8 · 02-28-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Hot Sloth

Why fart and waste it,
when you can burp and taste it

HAHA...LMAO

ezzyride · 02-28-2008, 07:14 PM

But if bighit had his own blog - I may of missed this thread and I wouldn't be sitting here in my car laughing.

Sitting here waiting for Julia12 to finish riding the Loop.

bighit8 · 02-28-2008, 07:24 PM

My mind wonders aimlessly at times, problem is I act on my thoughts. So hence the reason for posts as such. I tend to be very verbal.With that said, expect more useless post from time to time.

katonk · 02-28-2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bighit8

My mind wonders aimlessly at times, problem is I act on my thoughts. So hence the reason for posts as such. I tend to be very verbal.With that said, expect more useless post from time to time.

At least you put it in the pub. More than I can say for some other posts I've seen .

art23rockpile · 02-28-2008, 07:36 PM

Potty humor... love it!

Bighit, you need help!

project_d · 02-28-2008, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Austin Powers

Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.

If he can say that to Alotta Fagina, then I can say it here.

Red Hot Sloth · 02-28-2008, 07:58 PM

Here I sit buns a flexin'
Just gave birth to a ten pound Taliban Terrorist

faded1004 · 02-28-2008, 08:01 PM

it is nice to part of a cool laid back forum... i hate all the flaming of regular forums... so glad to be a part of str!

soooooooooooo... fart all you want... just please do it behind me if we are on a trail together!

ohyeah89 · 02-28-2008, 08:23 PM

omg i love this thread

Trizz · 02-29-2008, 06:47 AM

Walk of Shame
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.[/FONT]

TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH]
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.[/FONT]

northshore · 02-29-2008, 06:53 AM

You will find BigHit8 at the next poetry reading at a downtown Fully coffee house.

Red Hot Sloth · 02-29-2008, 07:10 AM

Who ate stew? Did you?
I ate a bowl. A second too.
I thought so, Peee yew!

A filet mignon
Medium rare. Creamed spinach
Ooops, I left a gift

When underwater
It is Difficult to hide
Bubbling evidence

Oh naughty monkey!
When fed excess bananas
Fruity scents result

Misunderstanding?
It was not me that did it
Perhaps you nose lies

Pooter in the woods
No one else there to hear it
Still a SBD?

Some childish gaseous humor......

Beans Beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So eat your beans at every meal

...or a slightly different variation...

Beans beans, good for your heart,
the more you eat, the more you fart,
the more you fart, the better you feel,
so eat your beans at every meal.

Thanks, I'm here all week,
Try the Veal, its the best in the City!!!

02-28-2008, 05:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
bighit8 STR Veteran	Dont ask, it came to mind for no reason I rode the loop, took a poop. Grabbed a beer and shed a tear.Now I sit thinking about it ( the ride).I need counseling. __________________ singletrack angel: is that a real hole Fred? Mtbnbikefred: Yes,I have stuck all kind of things in it.

02-28-2008, 05:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trizz I'm a Machine	Here is sit, broken hearted tried to poop but only farted, one day took a chance tried to fart and pooped my pants __________________ “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin A Woman told Winston Churchill you're a drunk his reply was "well your ugly and i'll be sober tommorow"

02-28-2008, 06:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
bighit8 STR Veteran	No offense taken, I do what I do.Sorry! __________________ singletrack angel: is that a real hole Fred? Mtbnbikefred: Yes,I have stuck all kind of things in it.

02-28-2008, 07:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
ezzyride STR Veteran	BigHits Blog But if bighit had his own blog - I may of missed this thread and I wouldn't be sitting here in my car laughing. Sitting here waiting for Julia12 to finish riding the Loop. __________________ *Ezzyride*

02-28-2008, 07:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
bighit8 STR Veteran	My mind wonders aimlessly at times, problem is I act on my thoughts. So hence the reason for posts as such. I tend to be very verbal.With that said, expect more useless post from time to time. __________________ singletrack angel: is that a real hole Fred? Mtbnbikefred: Yes,I have stuck all kind of things in it.

02-28-2008, 05:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Red Hot Sloth Banned	Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it

02-28-2008, 06:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
BFloFoxRider.	Never trust a fart __________________ Brandon FLOres You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you. This is How we do it!

02-28-2008, 07:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
art23rockpile Surf 'n' Trail Rat	Potty humor... love it! Bighit, you need help! __________________ "I don't need to go to the Arctic, to know that it's cold." SheDevil "Besides....half of this forum go both ways"

02-28-2008, 07:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
Red Hot Sloth Banned	Here I sit buns a flexin' Just gave birth to a ten pound Taliban Terrorist

02-28-2008, 08:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
faded1004 STR Veteran	it is nice to part of a cool laid back forum... i hate all the flaming of regular forums... so glad to be a part of str! soooooooooooo... fart all you want... just please do it behind me if we are on a trail together!

02-28-2008, 08:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
ohyeah89 LEARN-IMPROVE-TRAIN	Haha! omg i love this thread

02-29-2008, 06:47 AM	#18 (permalink)
Trizz I'm a Machine	Walk of Shame Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.[/FONT] TURD BURGLAR Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH] Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.[/FONT] __________________ “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin A Woman told Winston Churchill you're a drunk his reply was "well your ugly and i'll be sober tommorow"

02-29-2008, 06:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
northshore Aloha Brah!	You will find BigHit8 at the next poetry reading at a downtown Fully coffee house. __________________ Hawaiian Island Creations Ride it: dw-link.com/reasons

02-29-2008, 07:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
Red Hot Sloth Banned	How about some Haiku... Who ate stew? Did you? I ate a bowl. A second too. I thought so, Peee yew! A filet mignon Medium rare. Creamed spinach Ooops, I left a gift When underwater It is Difficult to hide Bubbling evidence Oh naughty monkey! When fed excess bananas Fruity scents result Misunderstanding? It was not me that did it Perhaps you nose lies Pooter in the woods No one else there to hear it Still a SBD? Some childish gaseous humor...... Beans Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel, So eat your beans at every meal ...or a slightly different variation... Beans beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal. Thanks, I'm here all week, Try the Veal, its the best in the City!!!

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