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jasonmason · 02-29-2008, 08:27 AM

After reading that i'm going to be thinking up fart haiku all day tomorrow...

theclayster · 02-29-2008, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFloFoxRider.

Never trust a fart

They always say a fart is a turd honking for the right of way. So I agree, never trust a fart!

stinkyrider · 02-29-2008, 08:47 AM

Let's not forget the Diarrhea song.

When you're sitting in your Chevy and your pants are getting heavy:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

How old am I again...?

ohyeah89 · 02-29-2008, 09:47 AM

I remember getting my little sister and her friend when we were young to be my back-up dancers as I sang (opera for the new lyrics and pop style for the chorus) this song. I had the choreography set up and everything! It was so great. I gotta dig up that video sometime. My mom HATED it but we had so much fun.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyrider

Let's not forget the Diarrhea song.

When you're sitting in your Chevy and your pants are getting heavy:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

How old am I again...?

Trizz · 02-29-2008, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyrider

Let's not forget the Diarrhea song.

When you're sitting in your Chevy and your pants are getting heavy:
Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When your stomach starts a rollin'
and you're cleaning out your colon:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re driving in your Ford
and corn fills up your cords:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you think you passed gas
and it’s wet in your ass:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When your tummy’s feeling funny
and your pants are hot n’ runny:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you’re filling up your pants
and in a bowleg-cowboy stance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

How old am I again...?

Red Hot Sloth · 02-29-2008, 09:56 AM

...When your sliding into third,
and you let loose some turd...
Diarrhea, Diarrhea...

When you feel something runny,
and its not very funny,
diarrhea, diarrhea....

Hey...are farts supposed to be lumpy?

Trizz · 02-29-2008, 10:05 AM

When your going into first
and you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you slide into home
and your pants are full of foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

When your going up the ladder
and you feel something splatter
diarrhea, diarrhea

Its getting a little smelly in here,

DBD · 02-29-2008, 10:27 AM

Men are born with a fart gene and some women learn the humor, other never get it.

Case in point, my daughter would fart all the time and keep walking or playing or whatever until she learned from SOMEONE cough cough, how funny a fart can be (and how potentially deadly).

My son on the other hand, when he was about 2mo old he let loose a fart that would put a lot of people to shame, what does he do, he starts laughing, giggling and tries to do it again.

ezzyride · 02-29-2008, 11:25 AM

My boss and me are cracking up. Had to close the door to my office. Almost fell of my chair laughing at the song.

New song to teach the girls on one of our road trips (haha).

bighit give him some credit for the honesty and huevos of starting this thread (haha).

Sorry I don't know any potty jokes.

Where is FiredYoMomma? Can't believe he hasn't contributed yet.

bighit8 · 03-01-2008, 01:46 AM

Wow, I thought I was gonna get picked on.Gotta go now, the turtle is peaking its head.

strobelite · 04-05-2008, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBD

Men are born with a fart gene and some women learn the humor, other never get it.

Case in point, my daughter would fart all the time and keep walking or playing or whatever until she learned from SOMEONE cough cough, how funny a fart can be (and how potentially deadly).

My son on the other hand, when he was about 2mo old he let loose a fart that would put a lot of people to shame, what does he do, he starts laughing, giggling and tries to do it again.

that was great! thats why boys are better.

i prefer giving the dutch oven-or a cup-a-fart.

02-29-2008, 08:27 AM	#21 (permalink)
jasonmason hell plays xmas music	After reading that i'm going to be thinking up fart haiku all day tomorrow... __________________ Son of steppie. "Because I know there is consequence, it keeps me honest, it keeps me scared. Because I know I can't get away with slacking off, that the thing which happens after mediocrity is the ground. It's a game. It's a test. It is the way I live my life." Mark Twight

02-29-2008, 10:05 AM	#27 (permalink)
Trizz I'm a Machine	When your going into first and you feel something burst diarrhea, diarrhea When you slide into home and your pants are full of foam diarrhea, diarrhea When your going up the ladder and you feel something splatter diarrhea, diarrhea Its getting a little smelly in here, __________________ “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin A Woman told Winston Churchill you're a drunk his reply was "well your ugly and i'll be sober tommorow"

02-29-2008, 11:25 AM	#29 (permalink)
ezzyride STR Veteran	Haha My boss and me are cracking up. Had to close the door to my office. Almost fell of my chair laughing at the song. New song to teach the girls on one of our road trips (haha). bighit give him some credit for the honesty and huevos of starting this thread (haha). Sorry I don't know any potty jokes. Where is FiredYoMomma? Can't believe he hasn't contributed yet. __________________ *Ezzyride*

03-01-2008, 01:46 AM	#30 (permalink)
bighit8 STR Veteran	Wow, I thought I was gonna get picked on.Gotta go now, the turtle is peaking its head. __________________ Roger: You guys should join us next Sunday. It would be nice to have another screamer CHEWYETI: Heat, Beat, Repeat!

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02-29-2008, 08:47 AM	#23 (permalink)
stinkyrider I ♥ the Glory Hole	Let's not forget the Diarrhea song. When you're sitting in your Chevy and your pants are getting heavy: Diarrhea, Diarrhea. When your stomach starts a rollin' and you're cleaning out your colon: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you’re driving in your Ford and corn fills up your cords: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you’re lounging by the pool and your ass begins to drool: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you think you passed gas and it’s wet in your ass: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When your tummy’s feeling funny and your pants are hot n’ runny: Diarrhea, diarrhea. When you’re filling up your pants and in a bowleg-cowboy stance: Diarrhea, diarrhea. How old am I again...?

02-29-2008, 09:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
Red Hot Sloth Banned	...When your sliding into third, and you let loose some turd... Diarrhea, Diarrhea... When you feel something runny, and its not very funny, diarrhea, diarrhea.... Hey...are farts supposed to be lumpy?

02-29-2008, 10:27 AM	#28 (permalink)
DBD I'm a cyclist	Men are born with a fart gene and some women learn the humor, other never get it. Case in point, my daughter would fart all the time and keep walking or playing or whatever until she learned from SOMEONE cough cough, how funny a fart can be (and how potentially deadly). My son on the other hand, when he was about 2mo old he let loose a fart that would put a lot of people to shame, what does he do, he starts laughing, giggling and tries to do it again.

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