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OMR · 02-28-2008, 09:30 AM

OMR returns from a mountain bike ride and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests.
He wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. Suddenly, the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty flu virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cried OMR, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked OMR.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but...it's the only food we can get under the door."

ChariotsOfTires · 02-28-2008, 09:31 AM

Nice....True Story?

DeeZee · 02-28-2008, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by OMR

OMR returns from a mountain bike ride and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests.
He wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. Suddenly, the phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty flu virus, which is extremely contagious!"
"Oh my gosh," cried OMR, "What are you going to do, doctor?"
"Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread."
"Will that cure me?" asked OMR.
The doctor replied, "Well no, but...it's the only food we can get under the door."

got hit with it last night..........had to roll into work to get some stuff done......leaving at noon or so

slowSSer · 02-28-2008, 09:45 AM

OMR's got the Plague? Ebola? something requiring a HazMat suit for others around him?

yikes!

scottay · 02-28-2008, 10:03 AM

That'll add pounds while off the bike!

scott
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OMR · 02-28-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by scottay

That'll add pounds while off the bike!

scott
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Actually grasshopper, I've learned that taking Sudafed (for congrestion) is an appetite suppressant. I'm losing weight!

scottay · 02-29-2008, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by OMR

(for congrestion)

Is that when Congress is all stuffed up? lol

scott
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02-28-2008, 09:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
slowSSer ali'i hua	OMR's got the Plague? Ebola? something requiring a HazMat suit for others around him? yikes! __________________ "...the weather will continue to change, on and off, for a long, long time" -Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weatherman RIP George Carlin http://www.myspace.com/setswim

02-28-2008, 09:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
OMR	A healthy joke for those sick with the flu OMR returns from a mountain bike ride and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital, to undergo a barrage of tests. He wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital. Suddenly, the phone by his bed rings. "This is your doctor. We've had the results back from your tests and we've found you have an extremely nasty flu virus, which is extremely contagious!" "Oh my gosh," cried OMR, "What are you going to do, doctor?" "Well we're going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread." "Will that cure me?" asked OMR. The doctor replied, "Well no, but...it's the only food we can get under the door." __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe The journey is the thing .... ride like it's your last one...

02-28-2008, 09:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
ChariotsOfTires Fenceline/Hewhobendspoles	Nice....True Story?

02-28-2008, 10:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
scottay Senior Member	That'll add pounds while off the bike! scott , ,

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