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J_Sims · 02-13-2008, 10:08 AM

I got this in an email so I take not credit but thought that I would share Especially after that cop video
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy
4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together
7. This child has been working with glue too much
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead

jfsh · 02-13-2008, 10:30 AM

I have wanted to say stuff like that many, many times. Number 11 is the best!

Kid A · 02-13-2008, 10:35 AM

good stuff. my vote is for #8

foofighter · 02-13-2008, 10:51 AM

swear i work with some of these rejects

J_Sims · 02-13-2008, 10:59 AM

Sell Selll Sell

slowSSer · 02-13-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by foofighter

swear i work with some of these rejects

no, it's just your industry

"why can't we build it?"
"it's in a protected habitat"
"so, again, why?"

foofighter · 02-13-2008, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by slowSSer

no, it's just your industry

"why can't we build it?"
"it's in a protected habitat"
"so, again, why?"

good point so our industry is a collection of rejects...hell what am i doing

Trizz · 02-13-2008, 11:12 AM

thats pretty funny, 12 is definetly the funniest, the hampster is dead, ha ha lol

slowSSer · 02-13-2008, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by foofighter

good point so our industry is a collection of rejects...hell what am i doing

especially the construction crowd...

sdyeti · 02-13-2008, 11:32 AM

I have had these thoughts many times but would probably never say them to a parent, nevermind write them on a report card. The teaching profession is sooooo PC. Then again, when teachers talk amongst themselves...

Red Hot Sloth · 02-13-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sdyeti

I have had these thoughts many times but would probably never say them to a parent, nevermind write them on a report card. The teaching profession is sooooo PC. Then again, when teachers talk amongst themselves...

I have several friends that are teachers, one is a principal...Yepperz, it's interesting how their conversations with me about their students sounds so different than when I am speaking with my kids teachers. Just remember, YOU are helping to shape our future...even the knuckleheads

ddmansprty · 02-13-2008, 12:14 PM

I will be sure to use some of these when I start teaching in the fall!

Very funny......you know we all think some of these things!

xhuskr · 02-13-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sdyeti

Then again, when teachers talk amongst themselves...

shh..don't let everyone know!

sdyeti · 02-13-2008, 01:47 PM

What grade level/subject?

Me? High school chem.

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Originally Posted by ddmansprty

I will be sure to use some of these when I start teaching in the fall!

Very funny......you know we all think some of these things!

richie_rich · 02-13-2008, 02:12 PM

Those are great and I think we all know a couple people those apply to...I know I've met some. For instance, twice when I have told someone I was from Vermont it has been followed by "What state is that in?"

ddmansprty · 02-13-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sdyeti

What grade level/subject?

Me? High school chem.

High School Earth Sciences. I guess I love dirt...

xhuskr · 02-13-2008, 02:35 PM

I keep coming back to #1....sounds so innocent at the beginning, but has one heck of a closer......I can imagine a few kids now/past I could have used it for....but then again....it's been the parent with the shovel (not all the time)

Fired Yo Momma · 02-13-2008, 02:48 PM

I used to have these images of teachers as Mr. Rogers and Mary Poppins until one day when I walked in the teachers lounge and caught my math teacher swearing and smoking a ciggerette.

The funny thing is teacher's especially the women teachers are pretty wild and dirty

02-13-2008, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
J_Sims P. W. R.	Teachers Comments I got this in an email so I take not credit but thought that I would share Especially after that cop video These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together 7. This child has been working with glue too much 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead __________________ Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word your saying Big Thanks to ::: http://www.thepathbikeshop.com/

02-13-2008, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kid A packing big white b@lls	good stuff. my vote is for #8 __________________ RIP: Taco Tuesday Funky Bunch Calling all Freaks -> http://www.socaltrailriders.org/foru...funkathon.html

02-13-2008, 10:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
foofighter On the Mend	swear i work with some of these rejects __________________ Pho'd Up: " Heart Rate Monitor + Road miles = fast. Chasing Neil, and Chris (Sar Boats) = Faster." www.coverageispersonal.com http://news.singletrackminded.com/

02-13-2008, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
J_Sims P. W. R.	Sell Selll Sell __________________ Your actions speak so loud I can't hear a word your saying Big Thanks to ::: http://www.thepathbikeshop.com/

02-13-2008, 11:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
sdyeti Spinning my wheels	I have had these thoughts many times but would probably never say them to a parent, nevermind write them on a report card. The teaching profession is sooooo PC. Then again, when teachers talk amongst themselves... __________________ My Blog: Two Wheel Love THE PATH-Love the Bike You Ride

02-13-2008, 10:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
jfsh chainsaw and shovel	I have wanted to say stuff like that many, many times. Number 11 is the best!

02-13-2008, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
Trizz I'm a Machine	thats pretty funny, 12 is definetly the funniest, the hampster is dead, ha ha lol

02-13-2008, 12:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
ddmansprty SCV MTBer	I will be sure to use some of these when I start teaching in the fall! Very funny......you know we all think some of these things! __________________ "Make sure the fortune that you seek, is the fortune that you need" Riding 07 SlayerSXC http://chaingangmtb.com/ http://www.newhallbike.com/

02-13-2008, 02:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
richie_rich Dusty Dirt Devil	Those are great and I think we all know a couple people those apply to...I know I've met some. For instance, twice when I have told someone I was from Vermont it has been followed by "What state is that in?" __________________ SHEDEVIL: "Haven't you ever seen me grab my crotch going downhill?" "The world is small and the trails are smaller, so when you see another biker smile and wave, you never know who you might meet."

02-13-2008, 02:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
xhuskr Powered by Guinness	I keep coming back to #1....sounds so innocent at the beginning, but has one heck of a closer......I can imagine a few kids now/past I could have used it for....but then again....it's been the parent with the shovel (not all the time) __________________ Slainte' sdyeti I am a student. The trail is my teacher. genusmtbkr5 Sign up for the pain, you'll love it. "Play the game...but don't believe in it"....Ralph Ellison (Invisible Man)

02-13-2008, 02:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Fired Yo Momma Client 9	I used to have these images of teachers as Mr. Rogers and Mary Poppins until one day when I walked in the teachers lounge and caught my math teacher swearing and smoking a ciggerette. The funny thing is teacher's especially the women teachers are pretty wild and dirty __________________ And the hangovers hurt more than they used to And corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and 80 proof And it seems like none of us do the things quite like we used to do And nobody wants to get high on the town And all my rowdy friends have settled down -Hank Williams Jr.

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