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DownHillPhil · 02-04-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by nappyt

I was kind of hoping for this next kid to be a girl, so I could say I collected them all... But after reading this maybe another boy isn't a bad thing. I guess I'll know either way in another month.

Congrats!

maxwell · 02-04-2008, 08:53 AM

If you are comming to my house to pick up this "little" girl for a date......

be prepaired to get this greating;

"Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!"
ANYTHING!

These are also GREAT, I'll have to remember them;

RULE FOUR
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex and my daughter, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

RULE NINE
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, quick lime, a shovel, and a friend who owns an orchard. Do not mess with me

She just went to Winter Formal with a "friend" that I have not had the pleasure to meet yet.

I can't figure out why?

el_d00der1n0 · 02-04-2008, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nappyt

I was kind of hoping for this next kid to be a girl, so I could say I collected them all... But after reading this maybe another boy isn't a bad thing. I guess I'll know either way in another month.

No kidding. So with that, I've created my one rule of dating my daughter:

Rule #1: Nobody dates my daughter.

DownHillPhil · 02-04-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by el_d00der1n0

No kidding. So with that, I've created my one rule of dating my daughter:

Rule #1: Nobody dates my daughter.

Rule #2: Refer to rule #1.

So how old is your daughter?

nappyt · 02-04-2008, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by maxwell

"Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!"
ANYTHING!

I like that the best. With me as a kid I liked simple rules. So if I do have a daughter the only rule will be "don't do anything to/with my daughter that you wouldn't want me to do with you."

Well ok I guess they can talk...

Red Hot Sloth · 02-04-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by el_d00der1n0

No kidding. So with that, I've created my one rule of dating my daughter:

Rule #1: Nobody dates my daughter.

Oh man..we tried it.....dang-blasted hormones!!!!
Ever watch that movie Species?
I think the guy who wrote it must have had a couple daughters, cause thats the nightmare I as a daddy wake up from....the fradja-wratchin' hormones!!!
Well, not that bad, but it's what makes me be a scary man..

el_d00der1n0 · 02-04-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DownHillPhil

Rule #2: Refer to rule #1.

So how old is your daughter?

7 months. she's got another 30 years before she'll be dating anyone.

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Code Blue · 02-04-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by el_d00der1n0

7 months. she's got another 30 years before she'll be dating anyone.

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don't let her date a Hockey player

DownHillPhil · 02-04-2008, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by el_d00der1n0

7 months. she's got another 30 years before she'll be dating anyone.

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She's adorable! Congrats.

I think you'd better make that 35.

BrewMaster · 02-04-2008, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by PacMan

My fave line: I have a shotgun, quick lime, a shovel, and a friend who owns an orchard. Do not mess with me.

My fav too.

Except for the shotgun, I have everything else covered. No kids for us yet, but I expect my father in law to give me a shotgun if we have a daughter. He's a good man.

If anyone ever needs an orchard and quick lime, PM me. You drive, I'll bring the beer.

HUGH · 02-04-2008, 09:38 AM

Thats how I used to be with my sister..
Rule #1. Dating my sister.... Yea right, thats not gonna happen!
Rules #2 through 10. See rule 1..

Any questions?
Now that she is over 30 I'm a little more laid back about her dating. But not much!!

HUGH

foofighter · 02-04-2008, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by maxwell

"Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!"
ANYTHING!

i gotta remember this one

scruffylooking · 02-04-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by maxwell

"Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!"
ANYTHING!

For some reason I heard banjo music as I read this. Ber ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nerrrrr...

PacMan · 02-04-2008, 10:14 AM

My real plan of action will be to have her two older brothers standing next to me. Considering my oldest son is 10 years older than her, he should be good and intimidating. Then there's the fact that my 6 year old is 4 years older than her and currently the size of an 8 year old. Then factor in my best friend Jeremy/Spec Ed will be there, and that fool is CRAZY!!!!! I'm liking the visual of that first boyfriend meeting.

I will then procede to give him my take on the Top 10 Rules list and inform him that myself, or one of her 2 older brothers will be following them on their date in a seperate vehicle. I will then let him know that if they "ditch" the chaperone, their first date will be their last. I will also remind him that I am involved in the Public Safety profession and the Police can become involved very quickly should they ditch the chaperone.

Once I get to know the kid and he is dating my daughter for awhile, these rules will become more relaxed at my discretion and as the situation deserves.

Yes I am 100% serious. I was a teenage boy at one point and know how they think.

BSki · 02-04-2008, 10:31 AM

I always crack up when I watch Bad Boys 2 when they answer the door and it a boy to take out his daughter.

New country song out called "Cleaning my gun" is right along these lines as well.

ChariotsOfTires · 02-04-2008, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxwell

If you are comming to my house to pick up this "little" girl for a date......

be prepaired to get this greating;

"Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!"
ANYTHING!

OMG, this is freakin' funny. Any kid with "impure" intentions should bow out right there. Does this include a cup check while hugging the dude?

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Originally Posted by scruffylooking

For some reason I heard banjo music as I read this. Ber ner ner ner ner ner ner ner nerrrrr...

You forgot the "Wha, wha wha!"

backcountryeti · 02-05-2008, 08:45 AM

As an upcomimg father, I am writing these down, I am not looking forward to having my daughter start dating. That will be when I go all grey up top.

Red Hot Sloth · 02-05-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by backcountryeti

As an upcomimg father, I am writing these down, I am not looking forward to having

02-04-2008, 08:53 AM	#22 (permalink)
maxwell Dirty Stinky PATH Love	I've had a plan for years..... If you are comming to my house to pick up this "little" girl for a date...... be prepaired to get this greating; "Hi sweetheart, I'm Lacey's DAD".....(actions as this is happening)....BIG BEAR HUG, a KISS on the cheek, as I whisper in your ear, "anything that you plan on doing with my daughter, I will be doing with you!" ANYTHING! These are also GREAT, I'll have to remember them; RULE FOUR I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex and my daughter, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. RULE NINE Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, quick lime, a shovel, and a friend who owns an orchard. Do not mess with me She just went to Winter Formal with a "friend" that I have not had the pleasure to meet yet. I can't figure out why? __________________ "what if I say I'm not like the other's, what if I say, I'm not just another one, who play's the pretender, what if I say I will never surender" Foo Fighters - Pretender

02-04-2008, 09:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
HUGH Mashers Only !!	Thats how I used to be with my sister.. Rule #1. Dating my sister.... Yea right, thats not gonna happen! Rules #2 through 10. See rule 1.. Any questions? Now that she is over 30 I'm a little more laid back about her dating. But not much!! HUGH __________________ http://www.thepathbikeshop.com http://www.wheelbuilder.com

02-04-2008, 10:14 AM	#34 (permalink)
PacMan Yeti. Turner. Niner.	My real plan of action will be to have her two older brothers standing next to me. Considering my oldest son is 10 years older than her, he should be good and intimidating. Then there's the fact that my 6 year old is 4 years older than her and currently the size of an 8 year old. Then factor in my best friend Jeremy/Spec Ed will be there, and that fool is CRAZY!!!!! I'm liking the visual of that first boyfriend meeting. I will then procede to give him my take on the Top 10 Rules list and inform him that myself, or one of her 2 older brothers will be following them on their date in a seperate vehicle. I will then let him know that if they "ditch" the chaperone, their first date will be their last. I will also remind him that I am involved in the Public Safety profession and the Police can become involved very quickly should they ditch the chaperone. Once I get to know the kid and he is dating my daughter for awhile, these rules will become more relaxed at my discretion and as the situation deserves. Yes I am 100% serious. I was a teenage boy at one point and know how they think. __________________ Less typing...more riding.

02-05-2008, 08:45 AM	#37 (permalink)
backcountryeti Junior Member	Good rules As an upcomimg father, I am writing these down, I am not looking forward to having my daughter start dating. That will be when I go all grey up top. __________________ "Hair is the first thing. Teeth is the second. Hair and teeth. A man's got those two things, he's got it all." Mr. James Brown

02-04-2008, 10:31 AM	#35 (permalink)
BSki Senior Member	I always crack up when I watch Bad Boys 2 when they answer the door and it a boy to take out his daughter. New country song out called "Cleaning my gun" is right along these lines as well.

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