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Old 01-30-2008, 06:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Default Funny! haha funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...news_series_of
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I freakin' love The Onion.

A couple of my favorites:

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide..._wounds_may_be

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...n_lives_thanks
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats a funny one...and yeh they rock
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Old 01-30-2008, 06:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My favorite Onion articles:

Accountz Reeceevin' Ain't for no Candy A$$ Temps
Marilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dude! You are old-school on The Onion like me! I love the old articles, and I remembered this one just from the title Can't believe it was written in 1999!

Herbert Kornfeld will f you up!
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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HAHAAHAHHAHA Smoove B Onion column always cracked me up because one of my old friends almost looks like him!!!

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/smoove

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Old 01-31-2008, 08:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like the one about the use of a racial slur during a porn film and I won't link it as it's just wrrrrrrrrrrong. Yes even too wrong for me... but the classic line in it is:

"I won't have that kind of FILTH in my sex shop"
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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By far the two greatest Onion articles I have ever seen. I still read them regularly just to laugh.

Christ Returns to the NBA

Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size


"Two liters is nothing. I could urinate two liters for you right now. But 30 liters? That's untouchable."
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By far the two greatest Onion articles I have ever seen. I still read them regularly just to laugh.

Christ Returns to the NBA

Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size


"Two liters is nothing. I could urinate two liters for you right now. But 30 liters? That's untouchable."
Haha! Thanks for the Coke article, I hadn't seen that one before!

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Consumers are eager to sample the new size. "I like Coke a lot, so it would follow that I would like a lot of Coke," Linda Jillerman of Cincinnati said. "For the last 13 years, I've been working on a mechanism to funnel Coke into larger containers. I had to quit my job to do this, but it was worth it. Now, with the new size, Coke does all the work! I'll be able to get my old job back!"
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warning: NSFW language in headline (read: don't open when boss/sensitive coworkers are over shoulder)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
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