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Old 01-29-2008, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Find Chuck Norris

I'm sorry if this has already been posted.

Just for fun: go to google, type in: find Chuck Norris, in the search bar, and instead of doing a normal search, click the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's awesome! I love the suggestions.

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Old 01-29-2008, 01:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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should i be afraid now?

cuz i am.

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Old 01-29-2008, 01:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ha ha, thats awesome, but i think i have a virus my computers going slower.
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Haha...lmao
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL, OMG that's awesome!!

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
  • Run, before he finds you
  • Try a different person
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Old 01-29-2008, 02:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Old 01-29-2008, 03:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Classic! Now to search for some pages from Chuck's beard...

And just remember... Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding...
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Old 01-29-2008, 04:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Tried to do the same thing with Clint Eastwood, but there's no "I'm feeling lucky, punk" button...
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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2wheel_lee = Chuck Norris of STR.
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Old 01-29-2008, 06:25 PM   #12 (permalink)
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do the same search except for "french military victories"
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:13 PM   #14 (permalink)
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do the same search except for "french military victories"

ROFLMAO!!!


Did you mean: french military defeats

And I love this one:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's the greatest!
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

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Old 01-29-2008, 09:23 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Did you know that Chuck Norris was the stunt double for Optimus Prime?
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:33 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Go to gizoogle.com, enter http://www.socaltrailriders.org and read the front page


(Direct link won't work for some reason)
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Old 01-29-2008, 09:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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HHmmm, how bad could it have been???
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Old 01-29-2008, 10:34 PM   #20 (permalink)
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris once brought a dead baby lamb back to life with a beard rub. Once the now lively little animal was running around happily, Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it and killed it. This was Chuck's was of showing that what Chuck giveth, Chuck can taketh away.
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