New Jersey/Northeastern Boys

[Evil Chocula]

Hey guys- These guys are New Jersey boys.... we don't play that sh!t in New England!

PS Just an FYI, bjammin is from the Jers!

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Hey guys- These guys are New Jersey boys.... we don't play that sh!t in New England!

PS Just an FYI, bjammin is from the Jers!

So is the Sniffer!

[BrewMaster]

Originally Posted by Red Hot Sloth

My step-daughter is 15. I do take great pleasure in the fact that I am a big scary man. If one of those little orange he-bit(hes showed up at my door I would have a hay-day, and my step-daugher would laugh, just like she did when one little punk came over, he accidentally tripped over my foot....
Me: "Are you trying to kick me Cameron!?
Him: "No sir"
Me: "I think you are and I don't appreciate it, in fact your pissing me off!"
Him: "No, sir, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose"
Me: "I think you did!"
....And so forth
I was getting ready to get on the cruiser for a ride, so I was dressed in my black leathers...muhuhaha!

No need for all that. Just put on your riding tights and you'll clear everyone out!

Much love for you Pete.

Some of those kids in the pics look deep fried. It's pretty sad.

[Jersey]

Now let's get it straight, those are only a % of New Jersians. We don't all look like that. That would be the 'guido' set (those who are Itailian & those who think they are). I, on the other hand am of the Irish clan (fairly pasty, usually bald or shaved head but not always freckled). Trust me, we hate them too. With their Irocs and big Italian horns around their necks. The only thing we have in common is that we're both proud Catholics. Other than that complete opposites. You see, back east we split up our 'white' people ie. Italian, Irish, Polish, Jewish, etc... Whereas here I'm just 'white'. So if you want to bag on east coasters, fine, but you really need to be more specific on which ones. Just like I don't assume all Californians are hippy, crystal rubb'in, tree-huggers. Those are just the original ones, everyone else are transplants.

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by Jersey

Now let's get it straight, those are only a % of New Jersians. We don't all look like that. That would be the 'guido' set (those who are Itailian & those who think they are). I, on the other hand am of the Irish clan (fairly pasty, usually bald or shaved head but not always freckled). Trust me, we hate them too. With their Irocs and big Italian horns around their necks. The only thing we have in common is that we're both proud Catholics. Other than that complete opposites. You see, back east we split up our 'white' people ie. Italian, Irish, Polish, Jewish, etc... Whereas here I'm just 'white'. So if you want to bag on east coasters, fine, but you really need to be more specific on which ones. Just like I don't assume all Californians are hippy, crystal rubb'in, tree-huggers. Those are just the original ones, everyone else are transplants.

But every guy I know from Joyzy looks like that, and all the women have big hair.













J/K... Seat Sniffer neither has big hair or orange skin

[foofighter]

Originally Posted by Jersey

Just like I don't assume all Californians are hippy, crystal rubb'in, tree-huggers. Those are just the original ones, everyone else are transplants.

i thought we were a bunch of fruits and nuts

[Jersey]

This is me in Fiji. Yes, Fiji! Now you show me a tan.

[Jersey]

However, I'll admit we do turn a nice shade of pink. (but not in a gay way).

[Wrecker]

Originally Posted by Jersey

This is me in Fiji. Yes, Fiji! Now you show me a tan.

That is a tan, for an Irish man

My daughter is 11, I plan on having a gun and a shovel hanging over the fireplace at all times.....and, I'll invite all of you over for her first date, just wear something scary and don't wash the blood off from the ride--prizes to the first one that can make her date cry

[Jersey]

Originally Posted by Wrecker

That is a tan, for an Irish man

My daughter is 11, I plan on having a gun and a shovel hanging over the fireplace at all times.....and, I'll invite all of you over for her first date, just wear something scary and don't wash the blood off from the ride--prizes to the first one that can make her date cry

So, I guess I can say that drinking make me tan too.

[sdyeti]

There's a guy from Chihuahua at our LBS...we were talking about the fact that he's very light skinned. He turned to Dan and says "Well, I know you're Irish." Dan asks how he knew. The guy says, "Because you're so red!"

Originally Posted by Wrecker

That is a tan, for an Irish man

My daughter is 11, I plan on having a gun and a shovel hanging over the fireplace at all times.....and, I'll invite all of you over for her first date, just wear something scary and don't wash the blood off from the ride--prizes to the first one that can make her date cry

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by Jersey

This is me in Fiji. Yes, Fiji! Now you show me a tan.

Yeah...O.K. I just found the original picture before you Photoshopped it.....

[foofighter]

LMAO good one +1000000000 red too bad you cant PS the pouty lips

[Pain Freak]

We had a lady at work who one day showed up a little orange, most of us kept the comments to ourselves but a few brave souls asked her, WTF?. She told them it was a tanning lotion and her sister back east said they were all doing it. A week later she came in looking like these clowns. We were laughing so hard we were crying. The owners of the company then told her that her appearence was unacceptable and would she please stop doing it. She did, but we didn't. On Halloween that year we all went and put orange die all over our faces. She didn't see the humor in it though.

Man, that stuff was hard to get off!

[foofighter]

thanks for that story i was in tears

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by foofighter

too bad you cant PS the pouty lips

Oh man...totally spaced that...it can be done

[Fired Yo Momma]

I have a cousin by marriage who is Middle Eastern and this this guy has the hair like all spiked up and wears the expensive jeans, wears the Mexican gold bling (you know turns your neck or wrist green). Is always in the gym but the type that is in the gym to mack on girls or look at himself in the mirrior. The funny thing is he is like those pictures in Dirty Newport and yes he rents expensive cars to drive on the weekend. He also tans all time, I was like hey man your going to get skin cancer big time. Ahhh too funny only in America

[northshore]

Last night, I showed my GF these pics since she was born and raised in N.Y. and live a short stint in N.J. She could not stop laughing. She mentioned these types of guys are everywhere trying to do it up Gotti style.