A riddle

[Chewyeti]

Originally Posted by slowSSer

easy: 2nd to last...or is it 9th...or 8 to till you can win....or one till you're DFL....ARGH! aneurysm!

if you pass the last person... does that make you in 1st? like you lapped someone?

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by Schecky

Q: This runs fore to aft on one side of a ship, and aft to fore on the other. What is it?

Either the radar (sweeps in one direction so fore to aft on one side and aft- forward on the other)

or the ship's crew during a battle stations drill (up and forward starboard side, down and aft port side. This is so you don't get collisions between people when you are running flat out to get to your station)

[bighit8]

What about how far can you ride into the forest?

[foofighter]

and i'm lost by that Chris

[Red Hot Sloth]

I thought the riddle was......
If your in a race, and you are in third place,
your tired as all he!! but manage to pass the guy in second place....
What place are you in?

[bighit8]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Either the radar (sweeps in one direction so fore to aft on one side and aft- forward on the other)

or the ship's crew during a battle stations drill (up and forward starboard side, down and aft port side. This is so you don't get collisions between people when you are running flat out to get to your station)

Sweepers sweepers man you're brooms!I was on the U.S.S New Orleans.

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by bighit8

What about how far can you ride into the forest?

All the way in until your out

[bighit8]

Originally Posted by Red Hot Sloth

All the way in until your out

Close but it is only halfway. At the halfway point you are going out. Same thing I guess.

[Liquid55]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Either the radar (sweeps in one direction so fore to aft on one side and aft- forward on the other)

or the ship's crew during a battle stations drill (up and forward starboard side, down and aft port side. This is so you don't get collisions between people when you are running flat out to get to your station)

As long as the radar isn't SPY.....

"This is a drill, this is a drill, General Quarters, General Quarters All hands man your battle stations up and forward starboard down and aft port. The reason for General Quarters Main space fire." God I still hear those bells in my sleep...

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by Liquid55

As long as the radar isn't SPY.....

SPY sweeps in one direction too, it just doesn't have a moving array.

[Schecky]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Either the radar (sweeps in one direction so fore to aft on one side and aft- forward on the other)

or the ship's crew during a battle stations drill (up and forward starboard side, down and aft port side. This is so you don't get collisions between people when you are running flat out to get to your station)

The name.

[Abui]

Originally Posted by Chewyeti

if you pass the last person... does that make you in 1st? like you lapped someone?

Clever. (You're anywhere but last.)

[Red Hot Sloth]

Originally Posted by Red Hot Sloth

I thought the riddle was......
If your in a race, and you are in third place,
your tired as all he!! but manage to pass the guy in second place....
What place are you in?

No takers?

[Chewyeti]

Originally Posted by Caveman

Clever. (You're anywhere but last.)

that makes sense.... everyone could lap the last guy.... except the last guy.

[project_d]

Originally Posted by dirtmistress

OMG!! This thread was funny enough and then came the bunny! I have tears in my eyes!!!

Here's a riddle.
As I was going to St.Ives,I met a man with 40 wives.
Every wife had 40 packs
Every pack had 40 cats
Every cat had 40 kits
Kits
Cats
Sacks and
wives
How many were going to St Ives?

One.

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by Schecky

The name.

Nice!