A joke moms can appreciate and dads too;)

[foofighter]

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart..' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on my face.

[granny ring]

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[OldDogDan]

Originally Posted by foofighter

... 'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs' ....

I thought this was leading to: "Like daddy when he rides his bike?"

[northshore]

Originally Posted by granny ring

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Yup, you need the, "I hate Foo button"

[project_d]

Funny! My daughter's always saying funny things, too!

Why I love my daughter.....

[el_d00der1n0]

Today when I got home, my daughter said "aaaahhhhhiiiiiihhhhhhahhhhahiiiiii". Then, she grabbed whatever was nearby and gnawed on it.

[foofighter]

Originally Posted by el_d00der1n0

Today when I got home, my daughter said "aaaahhhhhiiiiiihhhhhhahhhhahiiiiii". Then, she grabbed whatever was nearby and gnawed on it.

WHAT THE HUH?!?

[el_d00der1n0]

Originally Posted by foofighter

WHAT THE HUH?!?

I guess the google translater doesn't do 6 month old.

She was telling me about how bears really do s#it in the woods.

[foofighter]

Lmao