Friday Joke: The Phone Call

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[SIZE=2]> "Hello?" [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Hi honey. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> This is Daddy.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Is Mommy near the phone?"?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "No Daddy. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> She's upstairs in the bedroom [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]> with Uncle Paul." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]>After a brief pause, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Daddy says,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]>"But honey, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> you haven't got[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> an Uncle Paul."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Oh yes I do, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and he's upstairs in the room [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> with Mommy,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> right now."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Brief Pause.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Uh, okay then, [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]> this is what I want you to do. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]> Put the phone[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> down on the table, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> run upstairs [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and knock on the bedroom door [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and shout to Mommy[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> that Daddy's car [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> just pulled into the driveway."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Okay Daddy, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> just a minute."?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> A few minutes later [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> the little girl comes back to the phone. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "I did it Daddy." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "And what happened honey?" [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Well, Mommy got all scared, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> jumped out of bed [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> with no clothes on [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and ran around screaming.?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Then she tripped over the rug, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> hit her head on the dresser [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and now she isn't moving at all!"?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Oh my God!!! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> What about your Uncle Paul?"?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "He jumped out of the bed [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> with no clothes on, too. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> He was all scared [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and he jumped out of the back window [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and into the swimming pool. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> But I guess he didn't know [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> that you took out the water [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> last week to clean it. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> He hit the bottom of the pool[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> and I think he's dead." [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> ***Long Pause*** [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> ***Longer Pause*** [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> ***Even Longer Pause*** [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Then Daddy says, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> "Swimming pool? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> Is this[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]> 486-5731?" [/SIZE]

[bjammin]