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Old 12-18-2007, 12:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Why is the Angel on top of the Christmas Tree?

Inevitably this time of year, some youngster will ask this question. This is a nice story to explain it.

One year, a long time ago, Santa overslept and woke up very late on Christmas Eve. He knows he has to hurry to get everything loaded and fly out in time to get presents to all the good Boys and Girls of the World.

As he is putting on his pants, he has gained a bit of weight since the prior year and splits his pants down the seem. He takes them off and gets Mrs. Clause to mend them.

Once his pants were fixed, he ran out to find the presents were not loaded into the sleigh. He calls for the Elves to get right to work and hurry to get the sleigh loaded.

Running into the barn to get the Reindeer he notices someone left the door open and the Reindeer were flying around the Candy Cane fields, and the reins are tangled.

After he un-tangles the reins, gathers the Reindeer, gets them hooked to the sleigh, and verifies the presents are loaded he is just about to take off.

An Angel comes running in front of the sleigh dragging a Christmas Tree, stops him and asks "Wait, wait! Santa, where should I stick this?"
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Old 12-18-2007, 02:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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