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Old 12-06-2007, 01:33 PM   #21 (permalink)
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[SIZE=3]3a. Any Adults wearing Teva Terra sport sandals.[/SIZE]
Do Nike sport sandals count? If so, then I am guilty as charged.
I call them Nike "Air Jesus" sandals.
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:38 PM   #22 (permalink)
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[SIZE=3]Okay, this might be a bit metro but here's my quick list of fashion faux pa's for 2007, give or take...

1. Boda bags aka fanny packs.
2. Any adults wearing Crocs.
3a. Any Adults wearing Teva Terra sport sandals.
3b. Socks with any sandals or flip-flops.
4. "Old guys rule" t-shirts (no matter your age).
5. Big Dog anything. Nothing says WT more than Big Dog.
6. Any adult still wearing gap or Levi's jeans or shorts from the 80's and 90's, hiked-up to the belly button.

7. too short shorts. You don't have to be sagging or wear shorts below your knees but you also don't have to look like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson from 1980.

I'm sure I'll think of more but these are big no-no's. I know some of you are guilty of some or all of the above mentioned. I will not make any apologies. Consider it an awakening or a realization to get up to speed. You can thank me later or you can thank me now.


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P.S. - Used to rock the Tevas, but I've moved to the even less fashionable Chacos the last couple of years ... more durable and better traction Tevas, albeit heavier - but I've been known to go for 6-8 hour hikes in sport sandals (and wear through them to the point I expect to replace them close to twice a year).
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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so these arent cool anymore???
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:45 PM   #24 (permalink)
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[SIZE=3]If anyone hasn't seen "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" circa 1988 and directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, it's must see comedy with an all-star cast. Jim Brown and Antonio Fargas were a riot![/SIZE]
I had a roomie who watched this daily.
At first I was not impressed, now I love it!
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Old 12-06-2007, 01:59 PM   #25 (permalink)
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that was a great movie...
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:00 PM   #26 (permalink)
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[SIZE=5]29ers![/SIZE]



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Old 12-06-2007, 02:02 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Do Nike sport sandals count? If so, then I am guilty as charged.
I call them Nike "Air Jesus" sandals.
My sister in law call them "Air Jerusalem"
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:06 PM   #28 (permalink)
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[SIZE=5]29ers![/SIZE]



Hahaha yea those 29ers are so guhay... Hey, wait a minute !!!! Why I auta...

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:14 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i believe they call the socks with flip-flops, camel toes!

and i wear hats with a flat bill...only because i played baseball and to see to the sides you need all the sight you can get, especially playing the infield.
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:19 PM   #30 (permalink)
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OMG...that was hysterical!!
Yup....straight up waffle batter....

-Big motha f'ing J. Lo Sun Glasses even if you are indoors
-Iced out cell phones or purses
-Iced out watches with spinners on them (yes spinners)
-Popped collars
-Tucking your polo or t-shirt when you are wearing shorts
-Deck shoes with a really bad sock tan line
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Oh I almost forgot:

1. Guys wearing pink polo shirts
2. Camoflauge clothing, uhhh its so played out! FYI vets don't like camoflauge clothing. Don't think that because your wearing it your showing signs of support. Camo was cool but not anymore. In fact I have a green camo LA Dodger hat that I don't wear anymore.
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:40 PM   #32 (permalink)
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just because something isn't deemed 'cool' doesn't mean that it is not...what i might like to wear and find fashionable, you may not...its all subjective my friends...working in the design industry i see lots of fashion and styles.
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:45 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I've heard cash-out refinances to buy new BMWs are out now too.....

Too funny

Here is what is out and I can't stand. I know not all will be clothing related
1. guys wearing their baseball caps sideways
2. Saging Baggie Jeans, really your a waist size 30 wearing a 44
3. Tribal Tatts
4. Metrosexuals (you are either gey or not, come out of the closet)
5. Steinbrenner (he is gey)
6. The Yankees (they are all gey)
7. The Angels (Disney gey)
8. Ugg boots
4. Metrosexuals (you are either gey or not, come out of the closet)

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:47 PM   #34 (permalink)
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just because something isn't deemed 'cool' doesn't mean that it is not...what i might like to wear and find fashionable, you may not...its all subjective my friends...working in the design industry i see lots of fashion and styles.
but then what would we all make fun of?

i'm a big fan of the christmas sweater myself.
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:49 PM   #35 (permalink)
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[SIZE=5]29ers![/SIZE]



where have you been?

I have been roll'in big girl hoops since 04
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:50 PM   #36 (permalink)
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just because something isn't deemed 'cool' doesn't mean that it is not...what i might like to wear and find fashionable, you may not...its all subjective my friends...working in the design industry i see lots of fashion and styles.
I do agree with you somewhat. I will see someone wear something that I think is ghey but yet they look good in it or make it look good.

Wait! What the Hell are we taking about? What looks good, fashion, in/out for 2007? We sound like a bunch of Metros . I think when I get home I am going to watch the E channel.

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Old 12-06-2007, 02:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2007, 02:59 PM   #38 (permalink)
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That shirt my Halo 29 er friend will get you either a couple of free beers or l*&d from a hot drunk chick.
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And the hangovers hurt more than they used to And corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and 80 proof
And it seems like none of us do the things quite like we used to do
And nobody wants to get high on the town
And all my rowdy friends have settled down

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Old 12-06-2007, 03:05 PM   #39 (permalink)
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We sound like a bunch of Metros .
actually, a few have thrown that term my way on more than one occasion.
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:05 PM   #40 (permalink)
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That shirt my Halo 29 er friend will get you either a couple of free beers or l*&d from a hot drunk chick.

I have seen those Red Sox chicks. Get three of them togther and you have a full set of teeth. I'll