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Punky

Just moved from Aliso to Yorba Linda and was interested in joining your Thurs Fullerton Loop ride. I have never been to that park but I hear it is fun. After reading your whos who list I realized that I need to take my reflectors and kick stand off my bike?? Is your Thurs nigth ride a fast one or can beginners come?

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Dino Brown

Just bring the bike already. See you Thursday!

SAR_boats

We leave no one behind, so come on out

Welcome to the madness. A few notes to help familiarize yourself with some of the other members.

1. Don't ever let ShinKen set the pace on a ride. You will die
2. CeeDub is a sandbagger, don't make any "friendly bets" with him before a ride.
3. LBMTB commonly tells people to "Stay thirsty, my friends." He means beer.
4. You get five points if you can guess what brand of bikes the following people ride: TurnerRob, ChumbaJason, TitusChick, TurnerWhore
5. When FoShizzle says "You're Ghey", just take it as a compliment.
6. MTBer3737 is the oldest mountain biker in the world. He is also faster than you or me.
7. Report to CC for "kickstand inspection" at the first ride you attend.
8. Report to SheClimbs after you get your kickstand inspection, for a "rearend and final drive inspection". Pray she doesn't give you "the shocker"
9. STR is way better than MTBR or Ridemonkey
10. Support JensonUSA and Adrenaline Bike Shop since they provide financial support for STR
11. Don't be stingy with the "thanks" button, it is free to use
12. No matter what your personal feelings or exeriences are, don't ever tell Dino Brown that Iron Horse bikes suck.
13. Don't ever challenge Guero to a drinking competition, you will lose.
14. FiredYoMomma, however, is a lightweight. I've seen girl scouts and Mormans drink him under the table.
15. Don't ever expect Integradriv3r to wake up in time for a ride, you will be waiting for a long time.
16. The only reason why Ladd Jasper is so nice is because he pitys the slow
17. Don't try to have more posts than TKblazer. It is impossible.
18. If I am ever on a ride with you, expect to hear a lot of cursing followed by crashing noises. Call 911 when this happens.
19. 2WheelLee and Hoosierdaddy can do one-handed wheelies up hills you or I would walk up. You will learn to hate them as much as I do.
20. AndyakaRut and Genusmtnbiker are the official STR ambassadors to every bike race available.
21. If you can catch Sauce, you get to kiss her. (Don't bother trying)
22. *Fill in the blank: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink _____________.*
23. *If I can see the coins in your pocket, you had better use them to call a tailor.*
24. 53,482: The number of bikes Rob will have to work on to pay off his bike parts and hot wing debts
25: 15.31: Number of seconds, on average, that a post by GabrielZink stays on the forum before it is deleted
26: JordansRealm has a better job than you, or me, or anyone that doesn't work at the playboy mansion.
27: LetyRides does roller derby. She is tougher than you.
28: Don't compare tattoos with JSims or QueenWilhemina. You will lose.
29: ~Pakiha~ was once the owner of the largest bruise in the history of man.
30. PainFreak thinks his moustache make him look manly.
31. Don't talk to Gurp13 about dogs.
32. For that matter, don't talk to Shudder about chopped Harley-Davidsons either
33. Dstepper makes the tough choices look easy: "Hmm I broke my Turner 5-spot frame, so should I get another 5-spot frame, a Turner RFX or a Niner RIP9? Eh, I'll get all of them and sort it out later."
34. Avoid hucking contests with CalEpic
35. Report all Steven Jackson sightings immediately. You'll know him when you see him
36. Mechmann and Allison don't really have jobs, all they do is go on bike trips
37. Carbonman and Shugamama ride the same trails as everyone else. But they do it on a tandem, pulling a trailer (seriously)
38. If you use words like cheers, bloody good, smashing, footy, tuppence, wot wot, guv'nor, or have ever said "God save the Queen" and meant it, then you will get along great with KeithB, Lefty Kev and Lazy Brit
39. Yes, I do love my bikes almost as much as my wife and daughter.
40. 1x1Clyde is faster than he looks. A lot faster.
41. Jackieo gives new meaning to the term "starved for attention"
42. PacMan has been seen recently racing around on his bike, eating dots and running from ghosts
43. You may know TurnerRob by his Indian name: Supah Wrench
44. When One_leg_rolled_up gets done with a ride in his reeboks and jeans, there is usually a bunch of pissed off riders on bikes that cost 4x that of his that got dropped somewhere
45. Kid A excels at ignoring the doctor's orders
*Stolen from "The most interesting man in the world" but very true

Welcome to STR

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Burner

I love how the list keeps growing!

ShinKen

is your name really Punky? just wondering

welcome btw!! we have a few chicks on the group that love to ride dirty!!

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Punky

My name is Sheryl but lots of people have called me Punky for years cause I look like her. Well I look like she used too in the show not how she does now.

Wrecker

Sheryl? As in THE Sheryl? The one that broke her Bianchi frame with her bare hands?

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ShinKen

well welcome than Sheryl! Thursday ride should be one of the best ones!! there will be many new people and plenty of regulars to meet!! see ya there

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Punky

I wouldn't say bare hands, I had gloves on

muddyZoe

Hola Punky,

Welcome, I have friend who looks like punky, too.... ....
Hope to you see on the trails!!

chicks, kick ass!!

Zoe-out

Wrecker

Hiya Sheryl! Hope you can still make it down here for a few rides
Rachel

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ShinKen

do u ride a single speeder by any chance? that would totally rock on my book


she can brake frames with her bare hands and rides single as well? Ohhh WHOOAHHH!!!!!

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Punky

It took me a minute to figure out who you were!! How are you?? Haven't seen you in a while. Yeah I will keep riding down there but I honestly haven't been on the bike all summer and I don't like the new bike Bianchi sent me so I haven't felt like riding. Now that I am moved I am going to get back into the grove and ride the geared bike til I save enough money to get a nice new SS that wont break in half when I go over the bars!!!

Jordansrealm

#26 rules!

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Letyrides

Cool come on out and play on Thursday nights!

You look like a 7 year old? What's your secret?

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CC

We are recuiting females for an "all girls" ride soon, so come on out so we can get to know you.

Oh ~ I think we should have a raffle to see who the lucky guy is that gets to take the pix on our "all girls" ride. Boy we could put all that money into something really cool.

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Punky

I have been mountain biking for about 8-9 years but I am not an expert by any means. And I am extreemly out of shape right now with getting a new job and moving and lots going on I haven't had time to ride.
I had a Bianchi SASS that I literally broke in half on an over the bars move and was replaced with a SISS from Bianchi that I hate. SO I haven't been wanting to get back on it lately. I also have a Specialized Stump Jumper that I ride when I am not on the SS. I will be on the Specialized on Thurs.
I usually ride El Moro on Tuesdays and lead the slow ride but lately even the slow people are faster than me. Now that I am all settled in my new place I am going to get back into shape and plan on riding regularly again. I heard that ya al do a ride on Thurs and thought this would be a great place to meet new folks and get some ride on.

Fired Yo Momma

Thats sexist

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