Just Moved and Need Friends!

[ShinKen]

Originally Posted by Fired Yo Momma

Thats sexist

yeah and should be posted on the other forum right?


like we all gonna jump to be that special someone!!






and dont get all Butt hurt!! just messing with U!!

[Punky]

Girlz ridz rule! Lookin forward to that!!

[CC]

Originally Posted by Fired Yo Momma

Thats sexist

[SIZE=3]AAAAHAHAHA...This coming from the guy that...well - where should I start??? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Besides it's not sexist.....It's H-O-T!!! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]What are you ghey?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]~ cc[/SIZE]

Originally Posted by ShinKen

yeah and should be posted on the other forum right?.........and dont get all Butt hurt!! just messing with U!!

Oh I will post it in the other forum...just giving her another reason to show up on the Loop. And NO butt hurt taken.

[RacinJason]

Just wondering.

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

We leave no one behind, so come on out

Welcome to the madness. A few notes to help familiarize yourself with some of the other members.

1. Don't ever let ShinKen set the pace on a ride. You will die
2. CeeDub is a sandbagger, don't make any "friendly bets" with him before a ride.
3. LBMTB commonly tells people to "Stay thirsty, my friends." He means beer.
4. You get five points if you can guess what brand of bikes the following people ride: TurnerRob, ChumbaJason, TitusChick, TurnerWhore
5. When FoShizzle says "You're Ghey", just take it as a compliment.
6. MTBer3737 is the oldest mountain biker in the world. He is also faster than you or me.
7. Report to CC for "kickstand inspection" at the first ride you attend.
8. Report to SheClimbs after you get your kickstand inspection, for a "rearend and final drive inspection". Pray she doesn't give you "the shocker"
9. STR is way better than MTBR or Ridemonkey
10. Support JensonUSA and Adrenaline Bike Shop since they provide financial support for STR
11. Don't be stingy with the "thanks" button, it is free to use
12. No matter what your personal feelings or exeriences are, don't ever tell Dino Brown that Iron Horse bikes suck.
13. Don't ever challenge Guero to a drinking competition, you will lose.
14. FiredYoMomma, however, is a lightweight. I've seen girl scouts and Mormans drink him under the table.
15. Don't ever expect Integradriv3r to wake up in time for a ride, you will be waiting for a long time.
16. The only reason why Ladd Jasper is so nice is because he pitys the slow
17. Don't try to have more posts than TKblazer. It is impossible.
18. If I am ever on a ride with you, expect to hear a lot of cursing followed by crashing noises. Call 911 when this happens.
19. 2WheelLee and Hoosierdaddy can do one-handed wheelies up hills you or I would walk up. You will learn to hate them as much as I do.
20. AndyakaRut and Genusmtnbiker are the official STR ambassadors to every bike race available.
21. If you can catch Sauce, you get to kiss her. (Don't bother trying)
22. *Fill in the blank: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink _____________.*
23. *If I can see the coins in your pocket, you had better use them to call a tailor.*
24. 53,482: The number of bikes Rob will have to work on to pay off his bike parts and hot wing debts
25: 15.31: Number of seconds, on average, that a post by GabrielZink stays on the forum before it is deleted
26: JordansRealm has a better job than you, or me, or anyone that doesn't work at the playboy mansion.
27: LetyRides does roller derby. She is tougher than you.
28: Don't compare tattoos with JSims or QueenWilhemina. You will lose.
29: ~Pakiha~ was once the owner of the largest bruise in the history of man.
30. PainFreak thinks his moustache make him look manly.
31. Don't talk to Gurp13 about dogs.
32. For that matter, don't talk to Shudder about chopped Harley-Davidsons either
33. Dstepper makes the tough choices look easy: "Hmm I broke my Turner 5-spot frame, so should I get another 5-spot frame, a Turner RFX or a Niner RIP9? Eh, I'll get all of them and sort it out later."
34. Avoid hucking contests with CalEpic
35. Report all Steven Jackson sightings immediately. You'll know him when you see him
36. Mechmann and Allison don't really have jobs, all they do is go on bike trips
37. Carbonman and Shugamama ride the same trails as everyone else. But they do it on a tandem, pulling a trailer (seriously)
38. If you use words like cheers, bloody good, smashing, footy, tuppence, wot wot, guv'nor, or have ever said "God save the Queen" and meant it, then you will get along great with KeithB, Lefty Kev and Lazy Brit
39. Yes, I do love my bikes almost as much as my wife and daughter.
40. 1x1Clyde is faster than he looks. A lot faster.
41. Jackieo gives new meaning to the term "starved for attention"
42. PacMan has been seen recently racing around on his bike, eating dots and running from ghosts
43. You may know TurnerRob by his Indian name: Supah Wrench
44. When One_leg_rolled_up gets done with a ride in his reeboks and jeans, there is usually a bunch of pissed off riders on bikes that cost 4x that of his that got dropped somewhere
45. Kid A excels at ignoring the doctor's orders
*Stolen from "The most interesting man in the world" but very true

Welcome to STR

[Fired Yo Momma]

Originally Posted by ShinKen

yeah and should be posted on the other forum right?


like we all gonna jump to be that special someone!!






and dont get all Butt hurt!! just messing with U!!

wow I opened a big can of worms here. I was just playing around but I guess through my post you guys could not tell if I was joking or not.

To be honest Mr. ShinKen I can give two S%^#s if their is a girl ride. On another side not I don't need to take pictures on all girl rides to get some . Lets get it straight I need to go to AA meetings to get some, ha ha that is bad J/K. Drunk girls party

Don't worry I have thick skin and can take it, sheeesh most of the time I make fun of myself.

[Fired Yo Momma]

Originally Posted by CC

[SIZE=3]AAAAHAHAHA...This coming from the guy that...well - where should I start??? [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]Besides it's not sexist.....It's H-O-T!!! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]What are you ghey?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=3]~ cc[/SIZE]



Oh I will post it in the other forum...just giving her another reason to show up on the Loop. And NO butt hurt taken.

ghey

[26'er Zen Master]

punky is hot. i had such a crush on her groing up

[ShinKen]

Originally Posted by 26'er Zen Master

punky is hot. i had such a crush on her groing up

mine was that hoochie from who's the boss!!! hmmm memories!!

[Wrecker]

Sheryl? You're out of shape now? Kewl! Maybe I won't feel so inadequate and we can ride together sometime

I'm not sure that I'd recognize you with gears though.

Lots of great people in here. Not sure if the Thursday thing is really a ride though, kind of looks like a party to me

[Punky]

Originally Posted by Wrecker

Sheryl? You're out of shape now? Kewl! Maybe I won't feel so inadequate and we can ride together sometime

I'm not sure that I'd recognize you with gears though.

Lots of great people in here. Not sure if the Thursday thing is really a ride though, kind of looks like a party to me

Oh my gosh, you are like the super hammer now!!

I talked to Rut today and he said something about bob trailers and socializing on Thurs so you might be right on that one!! It will be a good way to break myself in.

[andy aka rut]

Embassador chiming in.

I don't know Punky or what she is talking about.... but I will get to know her! Oh you can count on that! She sounds like a party waiting to happen. I think she must be thinking of someone else. If she is riding on gears... so am I! DH time!!!

Originally Posted by Punky

Oh my gosh, you are like the super hammer now!!
I talked to Rut today and he said something about bob trailers and socializing on Thurs so you might be right on that one!! It will be a good way to break myself in.

[J_Sims]

[carbonman]

Welcome to the madness.

[Burdman]

Originally Posted by Punky

Just moved from Aliso to Yorba Linda and was interested in joining your Thurs Fullerton Loop ride. I have never been to that park but I hear it is fun. After reading your whos who list I realized that I need to take my reflectors and kick stand off my bike?? Is your Thurs nigth ride a fast one or can beginners come?

Hey Punky.....
Welcome....how's the new crib treating you?

Be careful on that Fully loop, it can be a bone breaker!

Cheers-

[Punky]

I can't tell you how great the new place is. I am getting settled in. I was worried it was going to be so far from everything but I actually love Yorba Linda. The trails are literally in my back yard. Carolann dragged my out of shape butt all around Carbon Canyon last night. And not to mention my commute to work is cut in half!! It takes me less than 30 mins now and I can ride my bicycle there too. And its also more peaceful if you know what I mean.

[Jordansrealm]

welcome to the dark side!