SUP Everyone

[Rascal]

Finally decided to join after I ran into a few of you on my regular Thursday night Fully run.

Anyway, seems like a cool board, just thought I'd say hello.

[ghixon]

Welcome to the tribe.

[Dirt Diva]

[ride hard]

[~ Pakiha ~]

Welcome to the gang!

[Tee]

[ShinKen]

hi

[Pugz]

[J_Sims]

[CC]

Originally Posted by ShinKen

hi

WTF? Is someone on Jose compter??? Invation of the body snachers??? Please give me some explaination for the use of foreign language.

BTW: Wut up?

[genusmtbkr5]

You'll love the folks on this board, a great bunch of people. I'll be at the Fully loop tonight, hope to see you there.

[ShinKen]

Originally Posted by CC

WTF? Is someone on Jose compter??? Invation of the body snachers??? Please give me some explaination for the use of foreign language.

BTW: Wut up?

ooops!! i had a momment there right? Ok got some "Monster" now flowing trough my vains so me back in action ehH!!

to the new guy!! WHAT UPPP G MONNEEYY?WHATS CRAKING MMAANGG!!

[CC]

wheeew...dood you had me worried thar! CC u 2nite

[genusmtbkr5]

Originally Posted by ShinKen

hi

Originally Posted by CC

WTF? Is someone on Jose compter??? Invation of the body snachers??? Please give me some explaination for the use of foreign language.

BTW: Wut up?

Originally Posted by ShinKen

ooops!! i had a momment there right? Ok I got some monster flowing torugh my vains so me back in action ehH!!

to the new guy!! WHAT UPPP G MONNEEYY?WHATS CRAKING MMAANGG!!

Originally Posted by CC

wheeew...dood you had me worried thar! CC u 2nite

You guys are cracking me up, This is waaaay better than watching TV

[allison]

Watch out for the Shrinkens guy.

[carbonman]

To the craziness that is STR. Hope to see you out on the trails.

[Rascal]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

So I was at Fully last night, just finishing up my ride when the whole lot of ya' were starting off. Holy crap, talk about a big group! Most impressive.

[2wheel_lee]

Originally Posted by Rascal

Finally decided to join after I ran into a few of you on my regular Thursday night Fully run.

OH!!! That was you who ran into us! You were like a bull in a china shop.

j/k

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Welcome to the madness. A few notes to help familiarize yourself with some of the other members.

1. Don't ever let ShinKen set the pace on a ride. You will die
2. CeeDub is a sandbagger, don't make any "friendly bets" with him before a ride.
3. LBMTB commonly tells people to "Stay thirsty, my friends." He means beer.
4. You get five points if you can guess what brand of bikes the following people ride: TurnerRob, ChumbaJason, TitusChick, TurnerWhore
5. When FoShizzle says "You're Ghey", take it as a compliment.
6. MTBer3737 is the oldest mountain biker in the world. He is also faster than you or me.
7. Report to CC for "kickstand inspection" at the first ride you attend.
8. Report to SheClimbs after you get your kickstand inspection, for a "rearend and final drive inspection". Pray she doesn't give you "the shocker"
9. STR is way better than MTBR or Ridemonkey
10. Support JensonUSA and Adrenaline Bike Shop since they provide financial support for STR
11. Don't be stingy with the "thanks" button, it is free to use
12. No matter what your personal feelings or exeriences are, don't ever tell Dino Brown that Iron Horse bikes suck.
13. Don't ever challenge Guero to a drinking competition, you will lose.
14. FiredYoMomma, however, is a lightweight. I've seen girl scouts and Mormans drink him under the table.
15. Don't ever expect Integradriv3r to wake up in time for a ride, you will be waiting for a long time.
16. The only reason why Ladd Jasper is so nice is because he pitys the slow
17. Don't try to have more posts than TKblazer. It is impossible.
18. If I am ever on a ride with you, expect to hear a lot of cursing followed by crashing noises. Call 911 when this happens.
19. 2WheelLee can do a one-handed wheelie up hill you or I would walk up. You will learn to hate him as much as I do.
20. AndyakaRut and Genusmtnbiker are the official STR ambassadors to every bike race available.
21. If you can catch Sauce, you get to kiss her. (Don't bother trying)
22. *Fill in the blank: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink _____________.*
23. *If I can see the coins in your pocket, you had better use them to call a tailor.*
24. 53,482: The number of bikes Rob will have to work on to pay off his bike parts and hot wing debts
25: 15.31: Number of seconds, on average, that a post by GabrielZink stays on the forum before it is deleted
26: JordansRealm has a better job than you, or me, or anyone that doesn't work at the playboy mansion.
27: LetyRides does roller derby. She is tougher than you.
28: Don't compare tattoos with JSims or QueenWilhemina. You will lose.
29: ~Pakiha~ is a good guy. I can't find anything to make fun of him for. (dammit)
30. PainFreak thinks his moustache make him look manly.
31. Don't talk to Gurp13 about dogs.
32. For that matter, don't talk to Shudder about chopped Harley-Davidsons either
33. Dstepper makes the tough choices look easy: "Hmm I broke my Turner 5-spot frame, so should I get another 5-spot frame, a Turner RFX or a Niner RIP9? Eh, I'll get all of them and sort it out later."
34. Avoid hucking contests with CalEpic
35. Report all Steven Jackson sightings immediately. You'll know him when you see him
36. Mechmann and Allison don't really have jobs, all they do is go on bike trips
37. Carbonman and Shugamama ride the same trails as everyone else. But they do it on a tandem, pulling a trailer (seriously)
38. If you use words like cheers, bloody good, smashing, footy, tuppence, wot wot, guv'nor, or have ever said "God save the Queen" and meant it, then you will get along great with KeithB, Lefty Kev and Lazy Brit

*Stolen from "The most interesting man in the world" but very true

Welcome to STR

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