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In my never ending battle against the dark forces for evil ... Uh, those would be people who walk their dogs in Aliso Viejo Park and either don't pick up the pet's sh*t, or do pick it, bag it and leave the bag beside the trail.... I came across the following situation:

While out patrolling tonight to make the park safe for women and small children, I ran into Foofighter out for an evening walk with the family. He mentioned that he had seen a tall woman with a dog leave behind a blue bag of dog sh*t!.... In fact he was carrying the bag out of the park. (Foo gets the good citizen's award for carrying some one else's dog sh*t out of the park!)

I immediately jumped on the bike, turned on my make believe siren, and tracked her down. These law breakers think that can escape the long arm of the park partrol!!! Ha!

When confronted with what she had done, she stood there embrassed at being caught.

Ha! My job was clear... I was to crush her into submission. She did the only thing that she could... she lied! She said it wasn't her... she swore that it was another and she knew who it was. I told her that the fine for dog littering was $250 and that I was going to have to see some identification... she looked startled and asked if there was some way we could work this out. I told her I was a happily married man & that stuff wouldn't work on a Park Patrolman. I told her that I wasn't going to take her in this time ... She looked relieved. As I rode away in the gathering gloom, I called over my shoulder our park's moto:

POLICE YOUR DOG AWAYYYYYYYY......

foofighter

You are my HERO Gregg!!!!! Thanks for confronting her and I'm very glad that you got her squirming...and WTH is this "can we work something out" what's that all about. Uggghh I was still fuming after that because that sh1t was STINKY!

Anyway, thanks for catching up to them Gregg

OMR

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Originally Posted by foofighter

WTH is this "can we work something out" what's that all about.

Duan,

What happens in Aliso Woods..... Stays in Aliso Woods.....

Pain Freak

Geez Greg, couldn't you have at least ruffed her up or somethin? You know throw her to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of her neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask her if she's got anything in her pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff her up some more spin her around in the dirt, kick her in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell her you're going to let her off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment.

dirthead

i need to see some identification... nice. that takes huevos to ask a women that while alone on a trail. good detective work on your behalf Greg, the park patrol man

OMR

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Originally Posted by Pain Freak

Geez Greg, couldn't you have at least ruffed her up or somethin? You know throw her to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of her neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask her if she's got anything in her pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff her up some more spin her around in the dirt, kick her in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell her you're going to let her off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment.

Mike...THAT is truly funny!!!!!

mtnbikerfred

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Originally Posted by Pain Freak

You know, throw (me) to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of (my) neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask (me) if (I've) got anything in (my) pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff (me) up some more spin (me) around in the dirt, kick (me) in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell (me) you're going to let (me) off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment.

Mike, Try to keep your fantasies to yourself

Sprockethead

I believe that only happens in the 909.

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Originally Posted by Pain Freak

Geez Greg, couldn't you have at least ruffed her up or somethin? You know throw her to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of her neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask her if she's got anything in her pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff her up some more spin her around in the dirt, kick her in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell her you're going to let her off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment.

Pain Freak

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Originally Posted by Sprockethead

I believe that only happens in the 909.

Obviously you haven't been to Newport Beach on the 4th of July...

foofighter

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Originally Posted by Pain Freak

Obviously you haven't been to Newport Beach on the 4th of July...

and Huntington Beach

genusmtbkr5

Man Gregg, I only hope that my patrols in Whiting Ranch is as exciting. I mean confronting ladies that is. Hey that that mean I can go the opposite direction on Borrego.

Cyran

Perhaps if you had confronted her with the evidence she would've owed up to it! (though roughing her up first would've been a good way to handle it as well)

foofighter

Gregg dont need not STINKIN (pun intended) evidence...he's OMR he roughs up first and asks questions later!

Schecky

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Originally Posted by Pain Freak

Geez Greg, couldn't you have at least ruffed her up or somethin? You know throw her to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of her neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask her if she's got anything in her pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff her up some more spin her around in the dirt, kick her in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell her you're going to let her off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment.

'Oh she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her.'

Hoosierdaddy

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Originally Posted by genusmtbkr5

Man Gregg, I only hope that my patrols in Whiting Ranch is as exciting. I mean confronting ladies that is. Hey that that mean I can go both ways on Borrego.

Gene, be careful when you talk about going both ways, people familar with Borrego trail will know what you mean, but others may get the wrong idea! It just doesn't sound right.


OMR Daughters = grey hair!	True Stories from Park Patrol.... In my never ending battle against the dark forces for evil ... Uh, those would be people who walk their dogs in Aliso Viejo Park and either don't pick up the pet's sht, or do pick it, bag it and leave the bag beside the trail.... I came across the following situation: While out patrolling tonight to make the park safe for women and small children, I ran into Foofighter out for an evening walk with the family. He mentioned that he had seen a tall woman with a dog leave behind a blue bag of dog sht!.... In fact he was carrying the bag out of the park. (Foo gets the good citizen's award for carrying some one else's dog sh*t out of the park!) I immediately jumped on the bike, turned on my make believe siren, and tracked her down. These law breakers think that can escape the long arm of the park partrol!!! Ha! When confronted with what she had done, she stood there embrassed at being caught. Ha! My job was clear... I was to crush her into submission. She did the only thing that she could... she lied! She said it wasn't her... she swore that it was another and she knew who it was. I told her that the fine for dog littering was $250 and that I was going to have to see some identification... she looked startled and asked if there was some way we could work this out. I told her I was a happily married man & that stuff wouldn't work on a Park Patrolman. I told her that I wasn't going to take her in this time ... She looked relieved. As I rode away in the gathering gloom, I called over my shoulder our park's moto: POLICE YOUR DOG AWAYYYYYYYY...... __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe


foofighter Duan'er - 29'er remixed	You are my HERO Gregg!!!!! Thanks for confronting her and I'm very glad that you got her squirming...and WTH is this "can we work something out" what's that all about. Uggghh I was still fuming after that because that sh1t was STINKY! Anyway, thanks for catching up to them Gregg __________________ -Duan Dulce et Decorum Click the Button


Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	Geez Greg, couldn't you have at least ruffed her up or somethin? You know throw her to the ground and drop with your knee to the back of her neck all the time screaming "Stop resisting,Stop resisting". Then ask her if she's got anything in her pockets that's going to stick you. Then ruff her up some more spin her around in the dirt, kick her in the side again for good measure then yell "Stop resisting", and then tell her you're going to let her off with a warning, but next time don't expect such generous treatment. __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips


dirthead it hurts' so good...	i need to see some identification... nice. that takes huevos to ask a women that while alone on a trail. good detective work on your behalf Greg, the park patrol man


genusmtbkr5 Single Track Mind	Man Gregg, I only hope that my patrols in Whiting Ranch is as exciting. I mean confronting ladies that is. Hey that that mean I can go the opposite direction on Borrego. __________________ Gene"GuidesNewWarriors" *http://www.warriorssociety.org/* *http://www.sharemtb.com/*


Cyran Junior Member	Perhaps if you had confronted her with the evidence she would've owed up to it! (though roughing her up first would've been a good way to handle it as well)

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