Kids and Drugs

[J_Sims]

>> The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a
>> methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining
>> county and he asked me a rhetorical question: "Why didn't we have a
>> drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
>>
>> I replied, "I had a drug problem when I was young...
>>
>> "I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for
>> weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community
>> socials no matter the weather.
>>
>> "I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
>> I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a
>> lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke
>> ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best
>> effort in everything that was asked of me.
>>
>> "I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap
>> if I uttered a profanity.
>>
>> "I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flowerbeds.
>>
>> "I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out
>> some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline,
>> or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a
>> single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to
>> the woodshed.
>>
>> "Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in
>> everything I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack,
>> or heroin; and if today's children had this kind of drug problem,
>> America would be a better place.
>>
>> God bless the parents who drugged us.

[Burner]

word to the muthas

[Johnny Dirt]

My son has an obvious drug problem!

[Permagrin]

I had a lot of those drugs too and I think it's sad there's not more of it to go around nowadays.

[soul rider]

kids really need a good ass kicking these days. sh!t I was spanked at school in the 2nd grade circa 1982, you can't even think of that today, law suits and all kind of other crap.

[SSinGA]

Both my boys have a drug problem. Sometimes, like this weekend, it's a fun drug. They'll be drug to the woods with their bikes

[J_Sims]

Originally Posted by SSinGA

Both my boys have a drug problem. Sometimes, like this weekend, it's a fun drug. They'll be drug to the woods with their bikes

Sounds like the best drug out there... Although it is Highly addicting and can be quite expensive

[SSinGA]

Originally Posted by J_Sims

Sounds like the best drug out there... Although it is Highly addicting and can be quite expensive

Most expensive and addicting you can get - only the good stuff for my family!

[foofighter]

my kids fear my drug so they behave

[J_Sims]

Originally Posted by foofighter

my kids fear my drug so they behave

LMAO...... NICE way to roll

[steviebfromtheoc]

Good shot J sims !! that was awesome

[Johnny Dirt]

Like I said. Drug him to Hurkey Creek, Drug him to the Luge....and I'll keep him drugged!

[gregOREO]

all i have to say thank you to my wife without her i would still be doing what i did