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OMR · 08-17-2007, 01:52 PM

This guy wins the lottery and decides to buy the nicest car he could find. He buys a Ferrari. It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him. He decided to show his car off around the Fullerton Loop. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came a old guy on an Iron Horse mountain bike riding the Loop. The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want." When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was pissed. His car was more than all right. So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph. just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON A MTB. The bike past the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "no way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the bike rider. But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE IRON HORSE. The bike passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a mountain bike do this, let alone an Iron Horse mountain bike? do The guy then said, "that’s it" and floored it. He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said " there’s no way he can pass me now. But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE IRON HORSE. There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the bike didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car. The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, " Unhook my suspenders off of your rear view mirror.

With respect...

OMR

Dino Brown · 08-17-2007, 10:36 PM

OMR- You ARE the best!

For a second there, I thought you were riding an Iron Horse! I was totally fixated on the computer screen..... And then I read the punchline!

Yeah, you got me!

andino · 08-17-2007, 10:42 PM

haha that was a good story

Pain Freak · 08-18-2007, 05:15 PM

That was no story, that really happened.

CPATCRASH · 08-18-2007, 06:05 PM

That must have been what happened to my Garmin 305 when it said my top speed was 103. Yea, that's it....

Geronimo · 08-18-2007, 06:49 PM

There once was a girl from nantucket................er, nevermind.

OTHRIDER · 08-21-2007, 09:00 PM

Ooooooohhh Diiiinnnoooo,

I had a VERY nice week in Sonoma.....

.......I found you some excellent ride recovery fluids

Dino Brown · 08-22-2007, 01:07 AM

Did you bring home a bottle? Buddy... Friend... Pal...

My personal favorite...

My favorite beer...

Mudman · 08-22-2007, 01:12 AM

LOL that was a good story.

SAR_boats · 08-22-2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geronimo

There once was a girl from nantucket................er, nevermind.

I thought it was a GUY from nantucket. PM me with that one, I am curious.

08-17-2007, 10:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
andino dirt tastes funny	haha that was a good story __________________ FS: Shimano Parts! www.sponsorhouse.com/Members/andino

08-18-2007, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pain Freak Directionally Challenged	That was no story, that really happened. __________________ "The best rides are the ones where you bite off much more than you can chew—and live through it." — Doug Bradbury "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me." — Emo Philips

08-18-2007, 06:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
CPATCRASH Geddyup!	That must have been what happened to my Garmin 305 when it said my top speed was 103. Yea, that's it.... __________________ Cowboy. http://www.thepathbikeshop.com/ Daily thought: some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

08-18-2007, 06:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
Geronimo STR Veteran	There once was a girl from nantucket................er, nevermind. __________________ Fully Loop: Never have, never will.

08-21-2007, 09:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
OTHRIDER Loop'n on my Heckler	Ooooooohhh Diiiinnnoooo, I had a VERY nice week in Sonoma..... .......I found you some excellent ride recovery fluids __________________ A man's footprints in life are only as deep as the ones that follow in his steps. Last edited by OTHRIDER; 08-21-2007 at 09:03 PM. Reason: pic is too big ?

08-17-2007, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
OMR	For Don Dino.... This guy wins the lottery and decides to buy the nicest car he could find. He buys a Ferrari. It went 320 mph, had a V-12 engine, and went from 0-60 in 3 seconds. He thought nobody would be able to pass him. He decided to show his car off around the Fullerton Loop. He approaches a stoplight and at that stoplight came a old guy on an Iron Horse mountain bike riding the Loop. The old guy says, "Nice car you have there can I take a look inside." The man says, "Sure look around all you want." When the old guy came out he said the car was all right. The guy who owned the Ferrari was pissed. His car was more than all right. So he decides to show the old man what his car could do. When the light turned green the man accelerated to 140 mph. just as the guy thought he had lost the old man he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON A MTB. The bike past the Ferrari. The guy in the Ferrari was like "no way." He then sped up to 240 mph and dusted the bike rider. But just as the guy in the Ferrari thought he had it made he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE IRON HORSE. The bike passed him again. The guy in the Ferrari was getting mad, how could a mountain bike do this, let alone an Iron Horse mountain bike? do The guy then said, "that’s it" and floored it. He blazed past the old man going 320 mph. The guy in the Ferrari said " there’s no way he can pass me now. But just as he said that he saw a black dot in his rear view mirror and it was gaining on him. IT WAS THE OLD GUY ON THE IRON HORSE. There was nothing the guy in the Ferrari could do. He was going as fast as he could. But this time the guy on the bike didn't pass him; it hit the back of his car. The guy in the Ferrari stopped immediately and ran to the old man. Amazingly the old man was still alive. The guy asked the old man if there was anything he could do. The old man replied, " Unhook my suspenders off of your rear view mirror. With respect... OMR __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe

08-17-2007, 10:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dino Brown Sir Smack-Alot	OMR- You ARE the best! For a second there, I thought you were riding an Iron Horse! I was totally fixated on the computer screen..... And then I read the punchline! Yeah, you got me!

08-22-2007, 01:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Dino Brown Sir Smack-Alot	Did you bring home a bottle? Buddy... Friend... Pal... My personal favorite... My favorite beer...

08-22-2007, 01:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mudman Brass Knuckles N' Rice	LOL that was a good story. __________________ "I wear my scars like the rings on a Pimp." -Slug

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