This actually (almost) happened!!!

[OMR]

Three known moutain biker riders die in a huge bike crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and
family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?

The D-Stepper says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the
greatest bike rider of my time, and a great family man."

SAR_Boats says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful
husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."

Kid-A replies,
"I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"

OMR....

[CPATCRASH]

Now that's funny!

[SAR_boats]

school teacher? me? now THAT's funny

[OMR]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

school teacher? me? now THAT's funny

Hey, we can dream can't we?

OMR

[Kid A]

OMR - Funny stuff but a few holes in your story.

1) Boats is like a cat with multiple lives. I think he has a few left
2) Steepie would never call it quites until he posted his RR complete with great pics and finally
3) you have me entering the pearly gates. always been told my fate would be the other direction that said I take my fate as you present it

[OMR]

Originally Posted by Kid A

OMR - Funny stuff but a few holes in your story.

1) Boats is like a cat with multiple lives. I think he has a few left
2) Steepie would never call it quites until he posted his RR complete with great pics and finally
3) you have me entering the pearly gates. always been told my fate would be the other direction that said I take my fate as you present it

Points well taken, Adam... How about this then:

[FONT=Verdana]SAR-Boats and Kid-A went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Chris said:” Adam, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Adam said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Chris: "And what does that tell you?"

Adam: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Chris: "Somebody stole our tent."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Happy weekend... see you tomorrow?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]OMR[/FONT]

[mcgyver0302]

That's too funny! Almost as good as going on a ride! Thanks!

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by mtber3737

Points well taken, Adam... How about this then:

[FONT=Verdana]SAR-Boats and Kid-A went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Chris said:” Adam, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Adam said, "I see millions and millions of stars."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Chris: "And what does that tell you?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Adam: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Chris: "Somebody stole our tent."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]Happy weekend... see you tomorrow?[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana]OMR[/FONT]

Hey man, that's not funny. I need ma tent. We all know the golden rule among guys while camping is "stay on your side of the tent". With no tent I'll be fresh meat for Chris j/k

still negotiating hall pass (they're at a premium these days). Hope to make it and say howdy

[SAR_boats]

I dunno about Adam, I think he is a little ghey. The loving wife who issues hall passes and young son are just a front I tell ya. Here is the conversation that would precede said camping trip:

Adam: If you went camping with another guy and had gay sex with him during the trip, would you tell anyone?

Chris: Probably not, I mean I do have my reputation to uphold, why?

Adam: Wanna go camping this weekend?

j/k Adam and I aren't ghey, but Iron Horse bikes are.

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

I think he is a little ghey.

"not that there is anything wrong with that" but hey, is it possible to be just a little. sort of like a little pregnant or even better just a little bit of a homer

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Adam: If you went camping with another guy and had gay sex with him during the trip, would you tell anyone?

Chris: Probably not, I mean I do have my reputation to uphold, why?

Adam: Wanna go camping this weekend?

j/k Adam and I aren't ghey, but Iron Horse bikes are.

funny but I think you are getting a broke back mtn biker confused with...

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by Kid A

funny but I think you are getting a broke back mtn biker confused with...

Touche! Good one!

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

j/k Adam and I aren't ghey, but Iron Horse bikes are.

so that's what Dino means when he asks all the guys if they want to ride his "white pony"