Awrite! Ive Had Enuff!

[dirttorpeedo]

ok im riding uphill one day in chino hills, north ridge,coming down the hill are some runners.awrite ive got nothing against running sept i cant.now these peeps have as much rite to the trails as wee doo but theyve gotta watch there downhill speed! i think they need to be limited to no more than 3 mph on the d/h.ive had more than one neere miss with these runners going downhill.can you imagine the hed on with a runner on a d/h going 4/5 mph? your thots? oh yahwatch for the walking stick holez theyre everywhere now!! sheesh.

[tkblazer]

ok, has anyone made a dirtyenglish translator yet?

[tkblazer]

Originally Posted by mechmann

i can't tell you how many times i have wanted to yank down my pants

make sure there isn't a horny Brit lurking within the trees

[SAR_boats]

Why is it that if you don't pick up the 3 oz of crap that your dog dropped, you can get a ticket. But it is totally legal to leave 15 lbs of horse crap in the middle of a trail, hmmmm?

[Innes]

I got into a heated, drunken agrument with a coworker about this a few years ago. She was pro equine and I'm pro canine. I was giving her a hard time about horses crapping all over the trail and they don't have to stop and pick it up and if I don't pick up after my dog, I get a ticket. Basically her agrument came down to that fact that horses eat all natural food (oats, etc, whatever) and dogs eat processed food. The argument ended when I nailed her with, "Isn't dog food made from horses? What could be more natural than that?" We don't talk much any more.

[gurp13]

Horses are expensive. Horse people have money. Politicians like money. Politicians make laws. Horse people give politicians money.

Nice horsey.

[Waldo]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Why is it that if you don't pick up the 3 oz of crap that your dog dropped, you can get a ticket. But it is totally legal to leave 15 lbs of horse crap in the middle of a trail, hmmmm?

You beat me to it. I wondered the same thing the other day as I was at the light at Newport & Chapman, and looked over at the spot where the horse trail met the sidewalk. There was a HUUUUGE horse pile adding it's unique ambiance to the neighborhood. Must be real fun for somebody waiting at the bus stop on a hot day, or trying to roll a wheelchair through it after a light rain.

I can just imagine the horse-sized version of those dog doo cleanup bag dispensers, loaded with 30-gallon Hefty bags that equestrians were expected to dispose of properly. Yeah, right.

And I don't care what horses, dogs, or any other critter eats: That stuff is still going straight down the storm drains and adding to the fouling of the beaches after each rain.

[Steven Jackson]

I like jogging.

[mazer75]

Originally Posted by gurp13

Horses are expensive. Horse people have money. Politicians like money. Politicians make laws. Horse people give politicians money.

Nice horsey.

++Correct answer.

[TrailJesus]

Originally Posted by gurp13

Horses are expensive. Horse people have money. Politicians like money. Politicians make laws. Horse people give politicians money.

Nice horsey.

haha funny yet true

[ghixon]

People pay extra up in Santa Barbara to live next to the horse crap. If you live in Norco, you can't give it away - huh??????

[tkblazer]

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Why is it that if you don't pick up the 3 oz of crap that your dog dropped, you can get a ticket. But it is totally legal to leave 15 lbs of horse crap in the middle of a trail, hmmmm?

no crap! i was riding with some STR guys at whiting last night and on one of the g outs, there was a nice pile waiting for everyone at the top of the g out...we had to swerve out of the way unless you wanted 4 lbs of poo all over you

[dstepper]

Having accidently takin' my bike through both, I will take the horse shit anyday. The horse shit seems to dry up to nice little piles of straw on the trail.

Dean

[dirttorpeedo]

horse crap! thats what i was talking about.i wanna dog....a chihuahua,big as a horse, a little horse....runs around all kewt and stuff like the little ones doo......but takes a big dump like a horse. now that wood be different.

[Frozen208]

Originally Posted by gurp13

Horses are expensive. Horse people have money. Politicians like money. Politicians make laws. Horse people give politicians money.

Nice horsey.

When you are right your right.

[FyrFytrRyn]

jesus Chris, how hard do you have to try to botch a sentence like that? i got nothing against joggers, especially the cute ones that run in small cliques up in my neck of the woods. im like "good morning ladies, ever met an accomplished downhill mountain bike racer?" they return with a "no" and i retort "yeah, me neither, take it easy."

[Bergsteiger]

Originally Posted by dirttorpeedo

ok im riding uphill one day in chino hills, north ridge,coming down the hill are some runners.awrite ive got nothing against running sept i cant.now these peeps have as much rite to the trails as wee doo but theyve gotta watch there downhill speed! i think they need to be limited to no more than 3 mph on the d/h.ive had more than one neere miss with these runners going downhill.can you imagine the hed on with a runner on a d/h going 4/5 mph? your thots? oh yahwatch for the walking stick holez theyre everywhere now!! sheesh.

What freakin language is that? I need a translator.

[0gravity]

Originally Posted by dirttorpeedo

... ive got nothing against running sept i cant.now these peeps have as much rite to the trails as wee doo but theyve gotta watch there downhill speed! i think they need to be limited to no more than 3 mph on the d/h.ive had more than one neere miss with these runners going downhill....

Are you kidding ?! You're complaining about runners coming down on you too fast on the trail? How you think runners and hikers feel when us mtn bikers come roaring down the trail?! Seriously, with all due respect, you have no right to complain.

[LBmtb]

Originally Posted by Bergsteiger

What freakin language is that? I need a translator.

And that was probably the best written post he's ever had on STR. Enjoy it!

[CC]

Originally Posted by 0gravity

Are you kidding ?! You're complaining about runners coming down on you too fast on the trail? How you think runners and hikers feel when us mtn bikers come roaring down the trail?! Seriously, with all due respect, you have no right to complain.

Lighten up dudes...he was joking.