Ain't no Sledgehammer

[kevinator]

Unicycle Lawnmower

Date: 2008-07-17, 2:40PM EDT


Looking for a more out of the box way to exercise? Be the coolest guy on your street cutting the lawn with this bad boy. You can save gas and get those rock hard abs you always wanted. This bike will cut your grass to immaculate conditions. It comes stock with this eccentric two tone seat. The rust on the mower gives it an antique look that will have the cat lady next door going wild for your loins. For ten extra dollars I can throw in a basket and headlight. Is your kid bouncing off the walls, I'll even throw in some training wheels so you can put that bastard to work. This model is a three speed so you can really tear it up. Do your neighbor kids have an annoying bike ramp in the streets all the time. well snag that sucker and set it up in front of your trees, this bad mother will easily catch 6-7 feet of air allowing you to trim those troubling branches, as well as demolishing the ramp into oblivion so those damn kids wont be gathering in front of your house to practice for the x games. Comes with your choice of 12/40 oz beer holder that doubles as an ash tray.

[strobelite]

i want one!

[jiminoc]

couldn't get one
wife would say I'd be having too much fun and we can't have that

[kevinator]

Just think - you could putt on your front lawn any day of the week!