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katonk · 03-02-2008, 09:34 PM

The Book of Turnbull - Chapter 34, verses 16-18

O Turnbull, thou thinkist that thou hast defeated me. And for today thou thinkist correctly. With thine mighty climbs and switchbacks of suffering, thou smites me with great pain and much gnashing of teeth.

For today thou has won a battle, but the victory of war will be unto me. I shall return unto thee with mighty legions of VO2, with quads of great glory, Shot Bloks of fury, and my CamelBak of revenge. I will crush every inch of thine climbs. Thee will wither underfoot of my Crossmax's. I will smote thee with my Crank Brothers Candys. My mighty steed will be thine undoing.

Upon thy highest peak, of thou's most mighty climb, I shall speak unto thee and with a great and thunderous voice yell unto thee: F*CK YOU!

Dino Brown · 03-02-2008, 10:50 PM

Amen Brother!

airgabe · 03-02-2008, 10:57 PM

We shall ride turnbull on tuesday at 3:30, are ready to conquer your demon, my brother?

davidB · 03-02-2008, 11:04 PM

on a related note, I totally flew over the bars on one of the jumps on the bottom of the 7th loop. Damn them too.

COLEKO · 03-02-2008, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by davidB

on a related note, I totally flew over the bars on one of the jumps on the bottom of the 7th loop. Damn them too.

I had a good scare the other day on the 7th loop jumps. I didnt realize that they made a gap on one of the jumps until I was in the air

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davidB · 03-02-2008, 11:23 PM

heh, that's exactly what happened. I freaked when I saw the hole, hit the brakes too late, the front tire went in the hole and i pole vaulted myself with my bike.

I was riding with speckledtrout and yelled out her name in mid air. true story. Almost 3 weeks later and the scab is still there.

KBL · 03-03-2008, 01:29 PM

...and from the summit of thine highest peak, I shall descend faster than thy winds can overtake me. I shall flow down the dropoff that abuts thy main road, whereafter I shall proceed to thy most joyous ribbon o' singletrack: A-side. Turn by turn I shall claim A-side as my own and snatch it from the claws of thy tyrannical grip. At the exit gate, I shall turn my face unto thee and exclaim, "See ya!"

And thee, O Turnbull, shall have no option but to utter "curses, foiled again!"

03-02-2008, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
katonk .	The Book of Turnbull The Book of Turnbull - Chapter 34, verses 16-18 O Turnbull, thou thinkist that thou hast defeated me. And for today thou thinkist correctly. With thine mighty climbs and switchbacks of suffering, thou smites me with great pain and much gnashing of teeth. For today thou has won a battle, but the victory of war will be unto me. I shall return unto thee with mighty legions of VO2, with quads of great glory, Shot Bloks of fury, and my CamelBak of revenge. I will crush every inch of thine climbs. Thee will wither underfoot of my Crossmax's. I will smote thee with my Crank Brothers Candys. My mighty steed will be thine undoing. Upon thy highest peak, of thou's most mighty climb, I shall speak unto thee and with a great and thunderous voice yell unto thee: F*CK YOU! __________________ .

03-02-2008, 10:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dino Brown Sir Smack-Alot	Amen Brother! __________________ L.A. KINGS ... dw-link.com/reasons SheDevil- I was on George's crotch for hours Integradriv3r- How many kids do you have that you DON'T know about Pugz- For an Asian man he is pretty big

03-02-2008, 10:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
airgabe Senior Member	Slay your dragon We shall ride turnbull on tuesday at 3:30, are ready to conquer your demon, my brother? __________________ Dino told me I was his Mr.Miagi TURNER HOMER

03-02-2008, 11:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
davidB ^needs to ride more	on a related note, I totally flew over the bars on one of the jumps on the bottom of the 7th loop. Damn them too. __________________ WTB: NINER ONE 9 - large My SponsorHouse www.thepathbikeshop.com

03-02-2008, 11:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
davidB ^needs to ride more	heh, that's exactly what happened. I freaked when I saw the hole, hit the brakes too late, the front tire went in the hole and i pole vaulted myself with my bike. I was riding with speckledtrout and yelled out her name in mid air. true story. Almost 3 weeks later and the scab is still there. __________________ WTB: NINER ONE 9 - large My SponsorHouse www.thepathbikeshop.com

03-03-2008, 01:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
KBL Powered by chocolate	...and from the summit of thine highest peak, I shall descend faster than thy winds can overtake me. I shall flow down the dropoff that abuts thy main road, whereafter I shall proceed to thy most joyous ribbon o' singletrack: A-side. Turn by turn I shall claim A-side as my own and snatch it from the claws of thy tyrannical grip. At the exit gate, I shall turn my face unto thee and exclaim, "See ya!" And thee, O Turnbull, shall have no option but to utter "curses, foiled again!" __________________ Beware, lest STR suck you in too far... Last edited by KBL; 03-03-2008 at 01:30 PM. Reason: Needed a "thee"

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